Coworkers Selling their Pyramid Scheme

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  1. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Okay...so I'm friends with a guy from apprentice school on Facebook. This guy is an energy consultant for Ambit energy.

    He always posts this lame shit like "live your dream"...or "don't build someone else's empire"

    And you just know he's dying for you to ask him HOW..so he can sell you this shit.

    Then I made the mistake of mentioning that I want to lose 20 pounds for my wedding to a coworker...and lo and behold he sells USANA...vitamins

    And me..being too nice...said I would buy some stuff. Their vitamins are like a hundred bucks!!!!

    Wtf? Is this shit for real....
     
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  2. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    No.
     
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  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Tater™ 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm selling dawgshed sponsorships for as little as $5.
     
  4. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Aha. ...always someone selling shit!
     
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    FishySausage In Robin’s fridge VIP

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    Lean protein, leafy greens and excercise. The weight will fall off
     
  6. Blur

    Blur Alumnus

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    Amway
    Herbalife
    Primerica
    etc.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I'm selling thread titles that sort of rhyme.
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    PIZZA! Wont take the weight off but will make u happy.:)
     
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    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    Totes. I lost 75 lbs on it. You should get in on the ground floor, tubby!
     
  11. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Lmao..I know how to drop 20 pounds. Just wanted thoughts on these 2 business ventures
     
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    Dan Do you like my car? Gold

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    Congrats on marrying your coworker.
     
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    ignore this guy.

    buy vitamins at gnc or amazon
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    What vitamins are good for weight loss, anyway? Probably just B-vitamins, esp. B-12, and you can find those many places .... :dontknow:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    20 pounds? Your tits are gonna look like oranges in a pair of pantyhose. :eek:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Pass on anything that a coworker/friend is a rep of.
     
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    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    its all the same stuff repackaged at 10x price
     
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  19. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Eh..my fiancee..NOT a coworker. .says my tits already look like something out of National Geographic
     
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    Oh, yes, he's a keeper.
     
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