Stern Show Cpt. Janks's 2nd best call ?

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  1. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If his OJ call is #1 all time do you think this is #2, or top #5 ? Where would you rank it ?



    The reason its good is because Ed was too stupid to not know what Jim Carrey's voice sounds like and his comeback was so weak and pathetic. It showed he wasnt funny unless scripted and had no quick wit.
     
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    Janks didn't do the OJ call :grad:
     
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    We got news for ya buddy.
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    I need to think about this, just a second. Let's see, who had the better life....Ed or Janks. Hmmmm, its close, Ed is dead but that is still better than Janks' life now. I'm gonna say 5th.
     
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    Yeah I fucked that up. What was his most famous one ?
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yeah but Ed's comeback was so pathetic it exposed him for the hack he was and proved he wasnt funny unless scripted. "No, thats what he thinks of himself." LOL that was pathetic.
     
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    fucking love this guy

    such an underrated caller
     
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    The one where the Space Shuttle Columbia had crashed to Earth and he called up as an eyewitness in Texas who said it looked like pieces of Gary D'ell Abate's teeth were falling from the sky.

    I personally was a big fan of anytime he called Darryn Kagan on CNN and would ask her if she'd bang Howard Stern. He drove her insane.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Second thought, Janks' most famous call was to ESPN as Steve Bartman.

    "We've been had."
     
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    Cathy Lee Gifford calls the CP telethon..
     
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    What was the call when he said "how do you like them apples?"
     
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    If you didn't know Janks was a creep already, the Mother Angelica call really should have solidified that fact. :no:

     
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    heh I forgot that one. I remember the monkey love part.
     
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    That was when he called the Jerry Lewis telethon as Larry King.
     
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    yup that capn janks is a funny cocksucker
     
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    How could being asked if she'd bang Wiggy upset her? She let that swine Rush Limbaugh bang her.
     
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    Tough choice.

    I love his call to Rosie O'Donnell as Philly mayor Ed Rendell.

    But his call to Mother Angelica asking her if she would "spread for baba booey" was downright cringe worthy.


    And i love cringe worthy.
     
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    And dont forget the call to the morning show as Love Connection host Chuck Woolery
    after a double by-pass heart surgery was genius as well.
     
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    Not underrated. He was always praised as one of the best if not the best callers.