Craig Ferguson teaches you how to act around women

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  1. Bosh

    Bosh New Member

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    [video=youtube;HbB-IfD_1aY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbB-IfD_1aY[/video]

    Damn, this man is so smooth with the ladies.
     
  2. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    This thread lacks boobs
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  3. Night Ape

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    Good watch. Craig is the man.
     
  4. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Holy shit, he is smoooooth.


    I have great respect for him. Nice work
     
  5. HowieStearn

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    wig aint got that game
     
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    Maria Moore!

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    fucking gold! And what a line up of beauty's! Lord have mercy
     
  8. IlluminatiJones

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    I thought I was looking into a mirror watching such suaveness. This actually happened today.......................

    I get on an elevator with a female colleague who's recently gained a lot of weight in a very short time.

    "so, when's the baby due?"

    "what baby?"

    :nocheer:

    :facepalm:

    :endit:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Nice...she's only expecting more ice cream.
     
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    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    For my money, Craig is the only Late Night show worth watching, I don't know why he's the only one Howard refused to talk about.
     
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    Thanks for the clip. I also think that Craig is the best host in late night network television.
     
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    There are 15 of them. You end up picking up a thing or two about how to talk to women.

    Who knows? Maybe because Craig is actually naturally talented and Howard has nothing on his talent? Craig won't do a scripted show, he basically improvises the whole show. Unlike all the other late night talk shows he refuses to do a pre-interview with the guests because those interviews always end up boring and scripted. He even rips the que cards at the start of every interview. Even the monologue is not fully scripted. He said in an interview that he only knows what topics he'll be talking about and the rest he makes up along the way, unlike the others who use writers for every single word on the show.
     
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    You just answered your own question. :D

    I didn't intend to watch all 12:50 of that, but...damn! :)
     
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    I just cringed for you. How did you get out of it smoothly? You DID get out of it smoothly, right? :D
     
  16. IlluminatiJones

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    You know that! :D

    "what baby?"

    "that woman in (another department) is pregnant.................I forget her name"

    She looked at me like I was completely insane, but she was still smiling, luckily.

    She sounded a bit stuffy, so I quickly asked if she had a cold. I happened to have an extra pack of extra-strength Halls in my office, so I went and got them and gave them to her.

    The whole pack. :toptip:

    She told me I "was so sweet", which, last I checked, is an invite for anal.

    So yeah, I guess you could say I got out of it. :cool:
     
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    easy when these women know what they want before they even know what they want:coffee: craig ferguson is a smooth operator