Craigslist Conqueror..Online poon

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Morrisb, Mar 7, 2012.

  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    I'm not against internet dating. But Craiglist..Too many murderers and stalkers. You're better off with this board. :cool:

    The way Howard's curious about getting girls, you're never sure if he's thinking what if (no money) or he's marking down future poon.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Always get a kick out those stories about the A holes that advertise a "1 carat ring" and agree to have the buyers come to their house. Always ends up with the homeowners getting the shit beat out of them and their stuff stolen. Vanna can i buy a clue????
     
  3. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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  4. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Were JD to take this clown's advice it wouldn't be six months before he found himself in position #2 in a human centipede in some weirdo's basement.
     
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    I would be OK with with the whole thing as long as I was in the #1 position.
     
  6. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    vs. him paying girls to suck off plastic and let dogs eat them out with peanut butter..?? There's hardly a difference.

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    I wish Bababaloney or whatever is his name is posted here.
    His SFN thread titled something like "Whores And Girls Who Just Like To Fuck" is full of amazing tales of pick-ups he's made on Craiglist and Backpages.
     
  8. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Craigslist. Worked for Benjy!

    tool. :backlol2:
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  9. Mywifepoopsalot

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    Haha
     
  10. Morrisb

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    What's that shit on his face? Ass cheek rash or period blood??
     
  11. Mywifepoopsalot

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    Kool-aid smile
     
  12. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    herpes outbreak.
     
  13. Tans Lover

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    Is she wearing any layers of make up in that photo? I also see some dark hair on her arms which means she probably tries to shave her bush in the morning but by night it looks like Benjy's beard.
     
  14. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    The Golden Age of CraigsList's ended when that douche killed the massage whore he tried to rob. I hope some big buck nigga is shit holing that guy 5 times a day.
     
  15. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    Craigslist / Couples looking for Males

    Pelican-Stork Bald Man and Horsefaced Golddigger looking for hot stud to fulfill our every desire. Looking for HIV- but can have herpes(Those over 10" can overlook that HIV stuff). A must is the ability to curb the vomit reflex as we are truly hideous without our wigs and heavy makeup.

    Up for anything as long willing to be photographed for stills and videos as husband is experienced professional and can be trusted to never put anything embarasing into the public arena. T.V. actors with musical talent are especially wanted. No 420 allowed as husband is a pussified paranoid due to one bad experience. Contact Ralph Cirella for directions to our 18 chimney lair.
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    STR New Member Banned User

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    backpage is better
     
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    Is "Backpage" some kind of sex act?
     
  20. Time Bandit

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    I went into a pickups rental....1st thing I did was open the closet, the bath and look under the bed.