Craigslist's Valentines Day Casual Encounters Scavenger Hunt Spectacular!

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  1. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    Post the most creepiest & disturbing Craigslist Casual Encounters ads that you can find for Valentines Day near your area or two towns over, Just remove the name of area

    Happy Valentines Day!

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    [h=2]Are you looking to get pregnant? - m4w - 31[/h]Are you looking to get pregnant? 31 year old, thin, fairly attractive, white male, that is D&D free and has a very high sex drive. I make very cute and intelligent babies.

    Looking forward to filling you up with cum!

    [h=2]Ladies do you need your pussy shaved i can do it - m4w - 48[/h]Hi ladies if you would like to get your pussy shaved and you would like to lay back while someone else does it for you.....well youve come to the right p,ace. My hands are steady the razor is sharp and all you need do is lay back and enjoy. I dont want anything in return and i can host So get back to me ill give you my phone#

    [h=2]Looking for a female who would enjoy recieving a sensuous massage - m4w - 46[/h]Im looking for a female(age and looks are absolutely unimportant) that would enjoy spending Saturday evening with a very clean, discreet and decent guy who wants to give you a long slow sensuous massage. I promose to be on my best behaviour at all times. You only have to show-up and ill take care of the rest. I live alone so i can host and i have a very comfy bed for you to lay on. Also i have a fireplace with candles and soft music to help you relax. I want you to just get carried away in the ambiance and relaxation. I will not exceed your limitations and satisfaction is guaranteed. I have 2 incredibly talented hands(ive done 100s of massages and no complaints...lol) So take a chance whats the worst that could happen you haave the most sensual and relaxing massage of your life from a very kind gentle guy that is only concerned about your happinees...doesnt sound so bad to me but im tooting my own horn....get back and ill give you my # so you can get ahold of me to make arrangements and also so you will know i am for real......And dont be shy.......
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    :depressed:
     
  4. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    I wonder how many people get killed/abducted/raped through Craigslist. It's gotta be a lot of em.
     
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  6. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    It certainly is a serial killers wet dream:coffee:

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    [h=2]I wanna taste a womans sweet juices tonite n.s.a - m4w - 46[/h]Just come on in slide out of your clothes spread your legs and ill give you the best tongue fuck you ever had. You be clean and discreet im clean and discreet and i can host....
     
  7. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I've posted way creepier ads than that on Craigslist. The ones where I'm looking for bulimics always got flagged, so I had to switch up to asking for Ana-Mia girls that lost their gag reflex.
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    I'm guessing the success rate of these ads is 0.0
     
  9. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Well I need the eye bleach after reading this thread.
     
  10. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I'm pretty sure the third one has to be animal gods
     
  11. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    saggy tits wanted - m4w - 31

    i love boobs and playin with them. Looking for a woman with saggy boobs, or big boobs, or large nipples. if you are self conscious about your tits let me make you feel better about them by showing you how sexy i think they are.
     
  12. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    ewwwwwwwwwww NASTY!

    never heard of a saggy tit fetish:scared:
     
  13. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    holy shit, that's a new one.. :c
     
  14. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    :cwl: This fucking guy is a creepy loser...he has got to be a poster in the Howard Stern forum:


    My name is Bob. I am 50 years old. Blonde hair, blue eyes, 155 lbs., 5'7",D&D FREE
    I live alone in manchester and can host.I LIKE THE CONTRAST BETWEEN THE BLACK AND PINK OF HER PUSSY. I LOVE DOING ORAL TO BOTH HOLES,FACE FUCK, TIT SUCK & FUCK , FINGERING/FISTING, ANAL AND MY FAVORITE 69.ATTATCH A PICTURE be WEIGHT AND HEIGHT PROPORTIONTE or I will not respond
    I HAVE BEEN WITH 3 WOMEN IN MY LIFE AND NEVER HAD A BJ COMPLETED.
    CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THAT? LETS HAVE A FEW DRINKS, GET A SHOWER AND WATCH SOME PORN.
    I CAN COOK US A NICE DINNER AND HAVE THE REAL DESSERT IN THE BEDROOM.I JUST BOUGHT A
    QUEEN CRAFTMATIC BED AND HAVE A 32" LCD MONITOR TO WATCH THEM ON.
    If you are interested let me know.
    HORNY TONGUE BOB
    Location: ocean county
     
  15. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    This is Horny Tongue Bob:

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  16. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    "I CAN COOK US A NICE DINNER AND HAVE THE REAL DESSERT IN THE BEDROOM.I JUST BOUGHT A
    QUEEN CRAFTMATIC BED AND HAVE A 32" LCD MONITOR TO WATCH THEM ON.
    If you are interested let me know."
    omfg lawlz:cwl:

    he is going to get robbed by a tranny lol

    fucking freaks jesus christ:backlol:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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  18. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    Slut_____Slut_____Slut - m4w (CT/MA)
    Do you have repressed feelings, crave or have these thoughts? Do you want to be treated like a dirty girl?

    "I am there to be a slut. What I really crave right now is dirty, rough sex. I want to be spanked, call a slut, treated roughly, hair pulling, slapping, and fucked hard. I will spread my legs to be inspected, cuffed, blind folded, and have a large toy push into my ass. I then want to be forced downed down to my knees and your cock to fuck my face. I want you to tell me what a 'dirty girl' I am, make me gag and slap my face with your cock. I want to come several times. I want you to fuck my ass. I want you to be rough with me, and throw me around a little."

    Are you you on the fence with these thoughts? Perhaps this is a bit too much and you would enjoy something more vanilla/ Tell me your secret interests. If so we should make them happen.

    I'm a white mature male, 6', 195, hung, ready, willing, able, very talented, intelligent, educated, and very well mannered. I have a big cock shaved and balls. I'm 100% clean. I can use XL condoms which fit too tightly.

    Write to me if you interested in making this happen. I'm very real. Type the kind of weather we are having today or get deleted. No pro's, websites, links, bots, fakes etc.

    Thanks for looking at my post.

    Location: CT/MA
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
     
  19. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    [h=2]Dirty Slut? - m4w - 40[/h]

    I need a really nasty, dirty, slutty girl to come get used and then shown the door. I want to lick, gag, fuck, poke, pull, smack and use you for my play toy. I don't feel like being nice and flirting, and if you are scared to come to a stranger's hotel room than I am not the guy for you. This is about sex, and nothing else. Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.
     
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    koam Playa' Pimp

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    Rape fantasy? - m4w - 30 (Hartford)

    I'm going to hold you down, lick you, choke you, spank you, make you gag, pound all your holes, make you scream and cum over and over. I am respectful of any limits and ddf. I am a attractive Italian male in good shape. 7-8 inch shaved cock that can last for hours. Ladies only respond with pics and numbers of you are ready to do this :)

    Location: Hartford
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