Crap Experts get in here

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  1. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I think my drinking is getting serious. My shit looks like little char coal nuggets and I get pains in the lower abdomen. And I'm too scared to look it up on some health Science website. Fucks going on?

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  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    go to the doctor you tard
     
  3. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    On my insurance plan? Thanks Obama :mad:
     
  4. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I took some big bloody shits a while back. I stopped looking at my dumps. Problem solved
     
  5. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    i would recommend a week off
     
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    potroast Well-Known Member

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    Hemorrhoids.

    Internal bleeding. :rip2:
     
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  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I took a ghost shit last week. Fucking so cash.
     
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  8. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Well shit :nojj:
     
  9. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    dude just stop drinking
     
  10. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Yea it sucks but a general exam won't cost you too much.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    How much do you drink son?
     
  12. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I actually have been. The organs are all well intact but my doc said if I don't slow it down i could get an ulcer. I've cut it down to weekends now
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Nicholas+Cage+Leaving+Las+Vegas.png
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Phil level.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    If you strain you are dehydrared.
     
  17. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    How bout stop drinking till you totally feel better? I got a big ol ice water now :howdy:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Nightly. :omg:
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    He's a young'n. Unaware of the ways of the world.
     
  20. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    How old are ya son?