Stern related because it pertains to animoes and shitting. Beth loves animoes and does not take shits. So I have to shit real bad. We are in an out of the way place, and there is a toilet in a garage. Toilet is kind of nasty, but workable. No time to scout out another toilet. I flip the seat because I ain't going to sit, and I see a mouse in the toilet water, hanging on for dear life. How would you have handled? 1. Bail and shit your pants? 2. Shit with the mouse in the bowl and flush. 3. Save the mouse and then take the shit? 4. Save the mouse and shit your pants? 5. Flush the mouse and take the shit. I took option 5.