Crappy Dilemma

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  1. Miss America

    Miss America Well-Known Member

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    Stern related because it pertains to animoes and shitting. Beth loves animoes and does not take shits.

    So I have to shit real bad. We are in an out of the way place, and there is a toilet in a garage. Toilet is kind of nasty, but workable. No time to scout out another toilet. I flip the seat because I ain't going to sit, and I see a mouse in the toilet water, hanging on for dear life.

    How would you have handled?

    1. Bail and shit your pants?
    2. Shit with the mouse in the bowl and flush.
    3. Save the mouse and then take the shit?
    4. Save the mouse and shit your pants?
    5. Flush the mouse and take the shit.

    I took option 5.
     
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    This a going to flame out quickly or go down as one one of the greatest threads in the history of the interwebz.

    Oh and option 5.
     
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  3. Lou Skunt

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    Either 3 or 5. Depends on what kind of mood I'm in.
     
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    Have they made you squeal like a pig yet?
     
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  5. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Option number 1.
     
  6. NyMarkNy

    NyMarkNy Well-Known Member

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    3 for sure. I dont mind animals being killed humanely for food purposes, but in every other instance I attempt to handle things as humanely as possible. Every living thing deserves to die with dignity.

    Except pavement apes.
     
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    I don't know, but if I did flush it I'd tell myself that it'll be OK in the sewer.
     
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    :(RIP funny mouse....
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    It would rather get it out of the toilet if and watch it run away if possible. It would suck if the little guy didn't flush all the way and made his way back to the bowl after I sat down.

    Or smash his head on the floor if I'm in a bad mood.


    :rofl:
    You are so mean.
     
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    Noooo! I feel bad for the little guy.... Option 3 for me! :oops:
     
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  11. Beths Arab

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    He's lucky Howard didnt find him or his day would have went from bad to worse when he was shaved,greased and anally inserted.:nocheer:
     
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    5

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    #5 Flush twice just to make sure he didn't come swimming back out while I was sitting there. I'd also be lookin for a new place to stay.
     
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    Yes. To hell with the dreaded North American Pavement Ape. And so long as it's not clinging to a stranger's bowel movement, I choose 3.
     
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    What the fuck??? Like this doesnt happen daily.... Did mommy help you type all that up too???
     
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    Drop my duece in the bowl and let the mouse ride it like a life raft after I flush.
     
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