Crashing finale....Artie is hard to look at!

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Sharrack1, Apr 16, 2017.

  1. Sharrack1

    Sharrack1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Artie has a 1/2 black "mustache" and a huge black nostril. Crazy distracting!!
    It almost looks like he has a hair lip.
    His nose looks like its growing bigger and his left side profile is disturbing.
    Any thoughts?? It looks like his nostril is filled with dried blood......love the guy but c'mon!

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    His right nostril must be his go-to nostril for the good stuff.

    I've heard of the inside of someone's nasal passageways being destroyed because of excess snorting of drugs, usually cocaine, but it seems as if the abuse has creeped to the skin right outside of his nostril as well. It never used to look like that.
     
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    I noticed the same stuff in episode 2. Since Artie's look changed so dramatically between the pilot and the rest of the series, it was very obvious.

    He honestly looks deformed now.

    That finale - which took place outside in the daytime - did him no favors.

    Aside from the "botched surgery" Artie has claimed they had to CGI his nostril. That may explain why it looks so unnaturally black.
     
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    they are walking on his drugs with some bag shit.
     
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    What was wrong with his nose??
    The scene outside the strip club are disturbing. There is one profile shot of him and he looks deformed.
     
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    The things they cut cocaine with destroy the inside of your nose, not to mention all the pills he says he snorts. He even talked about snorting vicodin which is just stupid. Those things are huge and 99% of them is just filler crap and tylenol. Crushing up just one would make a line about 3/4 the length of a cd case and about the width of a pencil.
     
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    After a second look, its obvious they will only shoot Artie from his good nostril side.
    Lol....disturbing.....and less disturbing.
     
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    More info on the botched surgery please.
     
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    Artie sucks.
     
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    I think it was the Craig Ferguson interview where he went into the most detail about it.

    Basically, Artie claims the doctor who did his post-glass snorting surgery (who he refers to as "the SAG guy") botched it and now he needs another operation to correct said botched surgery.

    All of it is probably horseshit anyway. The "I snorted glass/I got a botched operation" is a convenient cover story for a scumbag junkie who puts so much shit up his nose it never stops bleeding.
     
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    I would guess Artie was having a bad day the day they shot that ep. He was either high or needing a fix. It was disturbing to watch and I actually think he was pretty good the rest of the series. That last ep, something was clearly wrong.
     
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    Oh wow, I need to watch this asap.
     
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    he looks awful lately, snorting way too much h...
     
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    I think all the kale is upsetting his tummy…
     
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