Entertainment Crazed Woman cuts off mans penis for not making eye contact

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  1. jeffgq

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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Sure it wasn't the guy next to him's penis?
     
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    Would hit
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Fuck me. That has to be a photoshop. It's making me emotional. Oh ya, would bang.
     
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    Possible!
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    How do you even get around when your eyes are that fucked up?
     
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    She see's what you did there ... and over there too.
     
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    Hit with what??
    Weenie is gone!
     
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    Mine isn't :dancin:
     
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    I think you'd be ok if you approached her "serpentine style".
     
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    No but if you try and hit her its bye bye weenie.:eek:
     
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    Looks like a mutation between Beff with wonky eyes and a Flounder
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    I'd fuck her eye's back straight.
     
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    That's a case for daytime sunglasses
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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