Crazy accident in a Chinese restaurant

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  1. NotMyBro

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    Should have ordered the Strahp-Drahp Rolls...
     
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    No more ticky tau mein for mamasan.
     
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    That's fuckin gnarly
     
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    I bet she won't be ordering the onion volcano next time she goes to Benihana.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Sause jould have been on ze sigh
     
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    Caramelising Crème Brulée with a blow torch.
     
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    What was in that bottle, hydrogen?
     
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    Gonna be sum raw zoot coming
     
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    Next time I'm in a Chinese resaurant, I'm just getting takeout.
     
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    I have your Filet mignon please.
    Flame Min Yon? ok..be right back..
     
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    Sum ting wong



    :dawgjj:
     
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    Very cool the dude she was with came right back to try to put out the flames on her with his shirt!The waitress looked like a cutie.I am glad she looked like she avoided the fire.
     
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    Tickey tie main?

    Ton-Ton Doup!
     
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    i usually wait to order gasoline at a gas station but got bless asian cuisine. it gets stranger every day.
     
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    She did the stop and drop ok, but forgot to roll.
     
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    OMG.
     
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    open flames at the table are just dangerous. Went to a dinner at f'n Olive Garden, some call it a restaurant, they had candles on the table. A lady set her napkin in fire, made a scene, fire extinguisher and all that
     
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    Burn on side so bland so bland.
     
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