Crazy Broad 101: Warning Signs

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  1. wife is a whore

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    I found this article and thought it may be useful to Shed members not adept in identifying Crazy Broads. I've read some of I also thought it could be a good jumping off point for us to share our experiences of dealing with the batshit.

    She’s a victim
    If she plays the victim constantly, too well, she isn’t the victim.

    “Everyone is against me” is a fucking great way to tell if a bitch is crazy

    “I hate drama.”
    “I don’t cause the drama but it always seems to find me”

    Run.

    Kids
    None of her kids have the same last name.

    Girls who love horses
    women who are crazy about horses are essentially rich cat ladies.

    “I’m not like other girls.”
    If she throws the ” I’m not like other girls. ” She’s either insane or an insane bitch. Ex-wife for proof

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    Wedding Crashers
    The trifecta
    “Everyone doesn’t like me, my family won’t even talk to me… I don’t know why!” Pro tip: Run.

    She has problems at work
    A dead give away is knowing how many people she has problems with at work. 1-2 is typical. 3-4 now I’m skeptical. 5+ she is most likely crazy and the problem.

    Free time
    Overly attached too soon; seems to have loads of free time and no real friends to speak of and I know I might be a minority here, but going straight to something really kinky as well.

    The original NSA
    If, after dating for a few days, she grabs your phone without permission and starts going through it. The original NSA…women.

    Identifies with crazy people
    She loves reading Sylvia Plath.

    Dramatic meme user
    I have always noticed chicks that post those dramatic facebook meme/quotes/pictures.

    Example: “Sometimes 2 people need to be lost in order to find each other again” with a background pic of a sunset….

    Yea, those bitches are crazy.

    They have no female friends
    “I’m only friends with guys, girls are just too crazy” At that point I know there’s gonna be something up.

    ???
    More than two rings.

    <—-Personally guilty of this
    New Age nonsense: Healing crystals, personal deity/protector/guide spirits, auras, Ancient Medicine, Atlantis.

    Insecure
    If you meet on a dating site and her profile states she’s not looking for a fuck buddy, yet shortly after you start talking she sends you naughty pictures when you haven’t even met face to face, get the fuck out of there.

    Excessive calling/texting
    When she leaves 11 voice mails in a two hour period.

    Shitty to service workers
    subtle cues: continually looks over your shoulder when you text someone, acts shitty to service workers, is not very clean.
    this type of insecurity and these cues will be detrimental to a relationship in the long-run.

    hmmm
    No desire in life but to be a mother.

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    The Office
    She’s kinky
    A good rule of thumb is crazy in bed means crazy in the head.

    Works at a salon
    Hairstylist.

    Manipulative crying
    Crying about stupid things. Especially in the context of trying to get her way or convince you of something.

    Holy shit
    Im a girl, but my best friend is a crazy bitch walking red flag.

    She beat up a guy (seriously; black eyes and all) over a burger king breakfast sandwich.

    Stabbed a guy with a fork for getting febreeze in her mashed potatoes.

    Says ‘Im going to say you raped me’ to every guy who makes her mad.

    Its really hard being her friend because we are polar opposites and I blatantly tell her how disturbed she is but we have been friends since we were babies so its hard to cut ties.

    Can confirm this one
    Quoting Marilyn Monroe. Specifically, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”


    http://thoughtcatalog.com/christine...e-red-flags-they-use-to-identify-crazy-girls/
     
  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Sounds perfect if you ask me
     
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    I had a buddy who took no one's advice and hooked up w/ a 25y/o chick w/ 3 babies by 3 different dudes. Year and a half in, she had a kid by him, 3 years after that, she left. At first she didn't take any of her kids, then she came back and took all but his when she split for good. Since she lived off the 3 child support checks she was getting, and whoever she was boning, he couldn't even get child support out of her.

    One tell I got for crazy is a 2.5 drink broad. She will get 2.5 drinks in her, start to loosen up and be fun, then she realizes she is loosening up, so she throws up the wall again. It is a tell for Control Freaks.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Wow....You have put a lot of thought into this.....why

    I have no idea
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Howard would later say: "Beth has no female friends. They're all jealous of her".

    Truth be told, women have Class A radar for phoniness and Gold-Digging. THAT's why they don't like Beth.

    It's also why, despite years of image-rehabilitation, Howard and Beth will never be "A-List" in Hollywood. Women in Hollywood hate Gold-Diggers.
     
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    If you think you fucked your girlfriends brains out, you probably did.
     
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    That sounds like the lyrics to a Billy Bragg song.
     
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    I have a simple rule: if they like me, they're crazy.
     
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    Right on WIAW. Especially if a chick enjoys giving you a rimjob, something might be a little off in her head.

    Sometimes is miss that crazy bitch.
     
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    In Womans defense, it's not like we weren't warned.



     
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    ^^THIS!!
     
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    does carving "i heart yoko" in her arm count?
     
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    this is dumb.
     
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    I can look past Isla's crazyness


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    Has anyone else noticed the best pussy is always attached to the craziest bitches?
     
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    The eyes knose :surprised:

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    This article must be old. No mention of selfies.
    If your with a woman who is constantly posting selfies it's time to go.
     
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  18. wife is a whore

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    What type of crazy you think gots the best pussy?

    I'll go with Borderline Personality Disorder and Bi Polar. Schizo bitches aint puttin it on you that good.
     
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    Crazy eyes, the reason men aint gonna vote for the Clinton broad.

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    100% yes
     
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