Crazy girlfriend stories

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

    Reputations:
    28,165
    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,588
    Likes Received:
    4,823
    One ex went nuts after she wouldn't leave my apt and tried to stab me with a pair of scissors. When cops arrived, she threw dishes at them.

    Ah, youth.
     
  2. Pstruct

    Pstruct New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -6
    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2012
    Messages:
    1,992
    Likes Received:
    0
    You didn't leave a bag of pot at her house, did you?
     
  3. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    5,035
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    42,043
    Likes Received:
    1,132
    girl i dated from another town

    called me 200 times in one night
    showed up at my door at 2am
    i didn't answer
    she sat there till 9am when i had to go to work
    i called my boss and told him what was going on
    so i stayed at home for a couple more hours
    eventually she left
     
  4. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

    Reputations:
    74,644
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    16,833
    Likes Received:
    12,944
    dated a girl who was apparently a witch. broke up with her and i got in a car accident a week later. the events were not in anyway related but twas spooky at the time.
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

    Reputations:
    242,748
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    88,567
    Likes Received:
    21,524
    In one of Daddy's clubs there's a black cocktail waitress named Elois. We called her Lady E. She's from Ladora Heights. The black Beverly Hills. Lady E, she was a man-eater-upper. Un-fuckin'-believable. Every guy who ever saw her had to jack off to her at least once. You know who she looked like? Christie Love. Remember that TV show Get Christie Love about the black female cop? She always used to say, "You're under arrest, sugar!". She looked exactly like Elois. We come into the club one night and there's Carlos, the bartender. He's a wetback. He's a friend of mine. I says to him, "Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?". Apparently Lady E was married to real piece of dog shit, a real animal. He used to do things to her. So anyway, one night she plays it real cool. She waits for him to get drunk. He falls asleep on the fuckin' couch. She sneaks up on him, puts some glue on his dick and glues his dick to his belly. I'm serious, man. I'm dead serious. They had to call the paramedics to cut the prick loose. How would you feel if you had to do a fuckin' handstand to take a piss?
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    261,065
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,273
    Likes Received:
    42,171
    Vagina dentata
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

    Reputations:
    242,748
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    88,567
    Likes Received:
    21,524
    [video=youtube;MgHN1GvF40I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgHN1GvF40I[/video]
     
  8. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

    Reputations:
    28,165
    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,588
    Likes Received:
    4,823
    :hide: