WTF Crazy old lady coworker

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  1. PSU Shower Room

    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    Minding my own business at my desk.

    Crazy lady comes up to me.

    "Hey, I haven't seen you walking your dog lately."

    "Yeah, my dog has diabetes. Some days she's sluggish."

    "You should take my daughter's Cocker Spaniel. She got a new puppy and only wants one dog."

    "Why would I want another dog when I have a 120LB, diabetic Rottweiler?"

    She is the kind of person who when you tell them "no", they ask you 5 more times. Once I had to say I had diabetes when I didn't want a slice of cake to make her go away.

    So this goes on a few more and then:

    "My dog is sick. I don't want another dog."

    "What's wrong with her?"

    *Sigh*

    "She's diabetic."

    "Oh, well she's going to die soon anyway. You should take our dog."

    "When she dies, I'll let you know. I'm sure my wife will want another one immediately."

    Coworkers were mortified.

    I can't tell my wife this story because my she would wait in the parking lot to run her over.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    would you fuck her tho?
     
  3. pope29

    pope29 Saloon's Oldest Mult

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    Sounds like you have wife problems.
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    You and your dog are diabetic?
     
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    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    No, I just wanted her to leave me the fuck alone.
     
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    My dog or the crazy old lady?
     
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    I'm so afraid of the next couple of years when I'm officially an old lady. All they drone on about are their doctor appointments and their shitty kids.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    both? :dontknow:
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    Do you think the bf is getting close to dropping you for a newer model?
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Why does your dog have the beeties? Is it am obese?
     
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    I suppose it's always possible, but it seems like he's still into me for whatever reason. He just bought me a car for christsake. :dontknow:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    a new volvo :cheer: or station wagon
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    ill be there if he does :wub:
     
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    It's this. :wub:

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    We at Team Smiley always have each other's back. :wub:
     
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    Are you taking the dog?
     
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    No. She stayed with my father-in-law for a time when my wife moved in with me. He's old and frail so she kept the dog at his house for protection. His neighborhood gets worse every year. Unfortunately, he's a shity dog owner. He was feeding her stuff like Swedish Fish. And that's what triggered it. Needless to say, my wife was pretty pissed.
     
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    Good thing all your kids are in dumpsters like mine :c
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Thread idea! :idea:
     
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