Minding my own business at my desk. Crazy lady comes up to me. "Hey, I haven't seen you walking your dog lately." "Yeah, my dog has diabetes. Some days she's sluggish." "You should take my daughter's Cocker Spaniel. She got a new puppy and only wants one dog." "Why would I want another dog when I have a 120LB, diabetic Rottweiler?" She is the kind of person who when you tell them "no", they ask you 5 more times. Once I had to say I had diabetes when I didn't want a slice of cake to make her go away. So this goes on a few more and then: "My dog is sick. I don't want another dog." "What's wrong with her?" *Sigh* "She's diabetic." "Oh, well she's going to die soon anyway. You should take our dog." "When she dies, I'll let you know. I'm sure my wife will want another one immediately." Coworkers were mortified. I can't tell my wife this story because my she would wait in the parking lot to run her over.