Creep Out Slippy Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Diogenes1, Apr 4, 2013.

  1. Diogenes1

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    She says she can't be creeped out . . .
     
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    A dude pretending to be a woman on a website fishing for dick picks is pretty creepy...
     
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    then I succeeded, piss off
     
  4. Schmoopy

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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Sliiiiiiippy...

    This is the ghost of your shed...
     
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    :nojj:
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

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    How did grocery shopping go last night?
     
  8. Slippy

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    Didn't creep me out one bit. I was quite fond of A-MAN-duhhh! ;)

    Nothing creepy about something that never existed. :no:
     
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    Her cable was turned off because the last two checks she sent got lost in the mail. Now she needs to drive down to the cable office to pay in person, but her car has one flat tire. She can't call AAA and her PP is out doing work, so can she drive 7 miles on a flat tire without causing serious damage to the vehicle? And what about the trip back? Will it damage the axle?
     
  10. nazdrowie

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    yea Chriza tell us about your supermarket shopping spree I've been waiting ALL DAY to hear about it
     
  11. Diogenes1

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    I pay my cable bill online. :no:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Going tonight actually

    She was at her friend's BBQ and didn't get back til like 9 :rolleyes:
     
  14. Schmoopy

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    Lever caught your son masturbating too.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    well that was anti-climactic
     
  16. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I'm posting this while on her front porch. :c
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

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    WTF? She didn't invite you to the bbq?
     
  18. Slippy

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    You better have brought beer.
     
  19. Lemmy

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    Who needs beer when you have chloroform? :coffee:
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    This should do it. Stand in front of this, horse face....


    [​IMG] :winner:


    SOMEBODY QUOTE THIS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: