Creep Out Slippy Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Diogenes1, Apr 4, 2013.

  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
    She says she can't be creeped out . . .
     
  2. Husker Riley

    Husker Riley Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    754
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    1,365
    Likes Received:
    85
    A dude pretending to be a woman on a website fishing for dick picks is pretty creepy...
     
  3. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
    then I succeeded, piss off
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    315,206
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,063
    Likes Received:
    59,072
    Sliiiiiiippy...

    This is the ghost of your shed...
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    :nojj:
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    80,644
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    37,710
    Likes Received:
    2,138
    How did grocery shopping go last night?
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,458
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,879
    Didn't creep me out one bit. I was quite fond of A-MAN-duhhh! ;)

    Nothing creepy about something that never existed. :no:
     
  9. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,385
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    5,260
    Likes Received:
    769
    Her cable was turned off because the last two checks she sent got lost in the mail. Now she needs to drive down to the cable office to pay in person, but her car has one flat tire. She can't call AAA and her PP is out doing work, so can she drive 7 miles on a flat tire without causing serious damage to the vehicle? And what about the trip back? Will it damage the axle?
     
  10. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    191,308
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,032
    Likes Received:
    24,881
    yea Chriza tell us about your supermarket shopping spree I've been waiting ALL DAY to hear about it
     
  11. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6,129
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,154
    Likes Received:
    977
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,458
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,879
    I pay my cable bill online. :no:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    315,206
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    177,063
    Likes Received:
    59,072
    Going tonight actually

    She was at her friend's BBQ and didn't get back til like 9 :rolleyes:
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    Lever caught your son masturbating too.
     
  15. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    191,308
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,032
    Likes Received:
    24,881
    well that was anti-climactic
     
  16. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

    Reputations:
    143,175
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    44,277
    Likes Received:
    15,442
    I'm posting this while on her front porch. :c
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    80,644
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    37,710
    Likes Received:
    2,138
    WTF? She didn't invite you to the bbq?
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,458
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,055
    Likes Received:
    2,879
    You better have brought beer.
     
  19. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

    Reputations:
    427,948
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    30,274
    Likes Received:
    30,888
    Who needs beer when you have chloroform? :coffee:
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    This should do it. Stand in front of this, horse face....


    [​IMG] :winner:


    SOMEBODY QUOTE THIS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: