WTF Creepy Clowns invading schools

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  1. Joeyjoejoe

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    So my kids get home from school today and my 6 year old is terrified because they had an assembly about clowns snooping around town, into windows and trying to lure kids into the woods. They also decreed that if any kid dresses as a clown for Halloween to find a new costume because if they do show up dressed as a clown they'll be sent home and suspended.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Thanks for your fucking life story
     
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    It's a whole thing. Started right here in my town and now it's everywhere.
     
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    Oh and guess what will be the #1 costume this year :c
     
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    Clowns invade Penn St
     
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    You should subscribe to my newsletter.
     
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    Blacks are deadly afraid of clowns
     
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    Oh definitely. My other son is in middle school and they had a similar assembly with lots of kids planning on dressing as clowns and trolling the streets.
     
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    They'll be sent home and suspended? For fucks sake. :facepalm:
     
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    All these clowns have to do is claim they feel like they were supposed to be clowns at birth. Can't pass judgment on that.
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    I'm all over it :yes:
     
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    I don't get this story. How is it no one's caught and interrogated one of these stupid clowns? Aren't they wearing big floppy clown shoes?
     
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    dont ask, robin
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    No joke... I am convinced that he is Mike Tenay. Sucks they won't allow you in the Mach Thread. This guy literally knows everything. EVERYTHING!
     
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    probably because it didn't actually happen.