Stern Show Creepy Keith Ablow pushing new diet scam

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    His commercials running last few days on local TV... Claims to have lost 20lbs in 9 days! Uses obviously photoshopped before and after photos of clients.

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    What a creepy snake oil salesman freak. No wonder gullible Howard brought him in to council staff members.
     
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    He should try losing 30 pounds of ugly fat by chopping off his head.
     
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    I love weight loss ads that use head shots to show before and after. So stupid and shady.
     
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    I'm generally for less government but I think the FDA is letting us down by allowing all of these supplement sellers to make outlandish claims.

    I'm going to market a pill made of sawdust. You can lose 10 lbs in a week. Take one pill a day and don't eat or drink anything else.
     
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    Is the snake oil gluten free?
     
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    He's a dumb pig.
     
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    I remember he had a short -lived talk show a while back. I tuned in once and it was something like "teenage girls who have sex with older men."

    Ablow nestled up to one of the girls on the couch, put his arm around the back of her chair, stared at her, and said something like, "How about me? Would you have sex with me?“

    It was so damn creepy.
     
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    It says 90 days, not 9. I can lose 20 pounds in 90 days if I were overweight too.
     
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    I saw the commercial 3 times and it definitely sounds like "9 days" but I could be wrong. Even my mother in law said, "9 days?!“

    Either way it's all BS.
     
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    A very overweight person can lose 20 pounds in 9 days with exercise and a strict diet but a lot of it is water weight.

    But look at the picture posted, said he lost 20 pounds in 90 days.
     
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    You haven't seen creepy until his Glenn Beck book cover. Glenn is a fucking weirdo look at those empty eyes. It looks like something awful is going to happen to the boy.
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    I had quite a few Coors Lights and some chili last night and just lost 2 lbs in under 5 minutes. While I'm typing this.
     
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    Yeah, that's creepy, he should be in the same shot, he should be in a separate square. He's not only a moron, but has morons advising him.
     
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    I've lost 30 pounds since the middle of July. Guess how? I stopped eating like a fucking maniac. Cut out fast food and snacks entirely. I eat one great meal at dinner time and the rest of the day is just coffee and water. The first couple weeks was torture but it's pretty effortless now. I'm 5'11" and currently weigh 183 pounds. Had to buy new jeans because the old ones don't fit anymore.
    13 pounds away from what I weighed in high school.
    Suck it, Ablow.
     
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    The picture posted BY the op! The pencil is one special kinda tard.
     
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    :lol:

    Lives with his mother in law!
     
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    Or suitable for Vegans?
     
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    Good job. Keep it up :clap:
     
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    Shuddup shit pipe. I was referring to the commercial on TV.
     
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