Crested Butte, CO totally whored themselves out to a beer company this weekend.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    For $500,000.00. :giggle:



    Anytown, USA turns out to be Crested Butte, CO, and apparently they shut down the entire town to whore the town out to Bud Light, for half a million dollars!!!

    I'd be pissed if I lived in Crested Butte, and had a bunch of retarded drunks pouring into town by the thousands for this extreme shit show.

    btw...I spent a lot of time in Crested Butte, and it is a fucking awesome little town.
     
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    Crested Butte is incredible, and does not have the social ecosystem to support an event like this.

    Colorado has some of the best beers in the world anyway, Bud Light can kiss my ass and stay out of here.
     
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    Who do you have for Bengals vs. Ravens, Dave?
     
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    fuck Budweiser, but a town of 1,400 people has a hard time turning down that kind of money. and the outrage forced Budweiser to double the money.
     
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    Oh, I understand. The town cant turn down that amount of mone; I don't fault them for it. Crested Butte just seem so ill fit for this...
     
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    Many residents of Crested Butte cruise the town on wide-seated bicycles called “townies” that nobody bothers to lock up. “This is a dangerous door to open for our little community,” said Eliot Rosenberg, 26, a local bike mechanic. “Who is going to come knocking next when they know that we’re open to roll over for a half-million dollars?”
     
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    Great link, Dave.
     
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    how'd they get drunk on light beer?
     
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    the altitude? :dontknow:
     
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    Crested Butte is an awesome place to go plus this time of year, it's not like they have any income coming in. Good for them.
     
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    Dave is one crotchidy old hag. Sheeeesh.
     
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    Crested Butte isn't meant for something like this.

    The altitude is about 9000 feet in town, and that was the one place that I got really altitude sick. Mix a quick weekend into Crested Butte, with tons of beers, and that equals problems.
     
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    Altitude sickness at 9000 ft. :lol:

    That's what you get for living at sea level
     
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    If theyre all drinking Bud Light, then theyre likely all homosexuals ...So, it should be a passive, well mannered crowd
     
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    It's the cool thing to "hate" on bud cause they're "corporate". Nothing wrong with a bud.
     
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    Wow. You sound like a huge pussy.
     
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    Altitude sickness at 9000ft :jj:
     
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    Why don't you faggits eat my ballsack cheeses.

    9000 feet for a town is a fucking decent elevation, motherfuckers.

    And I live in a 10 foot sea level town. :cuss:
     
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    If you start banging beers at 9k, without acclimated, you're done