It is true that I'm a genius and the Dawgshed's smartest man. And no one is superior to me. But I'm not here to glorify myself, but to bestow an honorary Ph.D. Congratulations @ClintDagger , my divinely masculine friend! With the greatest rap to women ever seen. There's no denying your wiles and charm, as the broads cream panties once pristine. This man is sex personified, as anyone can see. He fills them as the fingers fill the glove. By the power of @LawyerLarry and the Dawgshed's smartest man, I proclaim you here and now DOCTOR OF LOVE!