Criteria for my new Girlfriend

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lostronaut, Apr 29, 2016.

  1. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    The position is still available for those that qualify.
     
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    OK, let's start with Bronze, Beachy Glow. Line forms to the left.
     
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  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I googled and Girl About Town lipstick is $17
     
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    What kind of sick bastard doesn't like a cheerleader with a ponytail?
     
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    Maybe it's cheaper if you get the Lipstick/False Eyelash combo package
     
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    Doesn't meet my criteria :no:
     
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    Quiet, you're scaring away my new Girlfriends.
     
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    She must look exactly like Eva Green, smoke weed, make 7 figures and be a nymphomaniac mute.
     
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    ...and have her tubes tied.
     
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    With no kids
     
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    ....and a freakishly high metabolism.
     
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    Dude, you need to make an info graphic too :cheer:
     
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    Here's part of it :c

     
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    I like their product line. The Immoral Coral shade is very flattering
     
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    Immoral is my favorite color :marx:
     
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    need some more tryouts here