Criticize your significant other thread . . .

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Diogenes1, Jun 10, 2013.

  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Not having enough sex
    Not initiating sex enough
    Not being hot (/enough)
    Not being as hot as other women
    Being vain
    Nagging
    Complaining
    Talking at all really
    Not modulating your voice (so he hears it differently)
    Not talking like a sexy baby
    Modulating your voice too much
    Being affected
    Not putting enough emphasis on staying married
    Not putting enough pressure on yourself
    Eating too much gluten
    Not wanting to have sex because you are eating presently
    Not being his sidepiece
    Not being mistress-y enough
    Being a “stereotypical wifeâ€
    Saying no to sex sometimes
    Dressing like a wife.
    Saying no to sex ever

    Not being an eager fuckhole 24/7
    Being boring
    Letting yourself go
    Gaining anywhere between 5-20 lbs.
    Gaining more than 10 lbs.
    Getting fat
    Being fat already
    Being obsessed with your weight
    Wanting to start a family
    Being frigid
    Getting pregnant
    Being pregnant
    Not wanting to have sex because you’re currently pregnant
    Gaining baby weight
    Not losing the baby weight
    Becoming obsessed with losing the baby weight
    Failing to “keep it tightâ€
    Not having a sense of humor about it
    Not being able to take a joke
    Not being able to take a joke, Fatty
    Not wanting to have sex because you’re humorless
    Wearing flannel pajamas to bed
    Wearing pajamas
    Wearing sweatpants
    Comfortable sleepwear
    Not buying enough sexy lingerie
    Shopping too much
    Spending frivolously
    Not treating yourself
    Worrying too much about his needs
    Being stressed out all the time
    Getting wrinkles
    Being stressed about trying to be everything all the time
    Being stressed from reading about how divorce is your fault
    Not wanting to have sex because you’re stressed
    Neglecting your own needs and desires
    Not giving enough foot massages
    Going on and on about your day
    Not being open about your feelings
    Establishing open lines of communication
    Not wanting to have sex because you’re talking
    Being self-obsessed
    Smothering him/her
    Not honoring him/her
    Not obeying him/her
    Not showing him enough respect
    Neglecting your personal stock
    Not focusing on your career
    Neglecting him for your career
    complete lack of identity
    Being needy

    Being independent
    Having friends
    Not trusting him
    Being complacent
    Trying to control him
    Not asserting yourself
    Not being nice to the in-laws
    Letting his in-laws push you around
    Not being nice to his/her mother
    Not wanting to have sex because you hate his mother
    Making him spend time with your parents
    Always insisting you’re right
    Not having a backbone
    Always being the victim
    Forgetting to cherish him
    Constantly belittling you

    Always focusing on what’s wrong


     
  2. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Then again, maybe most here are too scared of their spouses etc. to criticize?

    :dontknow:
     
  3. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    I got no complaints.
     
  4. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    Not enough sex or letting me give bjs.
     
  5. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Why would I be scared, she doesn't read this forum. If your spouse has all those bad traits you might need to think about making a clean break.
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    In my mind I read that in Marilyn Monroe's voice. :jerk:
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Wow. I never had anywhere near that many problems with my wife and we are divorced.
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    not enough BJs
    thinking of me as her personal waiter around the house.
     
  9. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I don't believe in this sort of thing. :nono:
     
  10. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Why does "complete lack of identity" look different than all the others?
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    whoever wrote this complains too fucking much
     
  12. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    Happy Birthday to you
    :juggalo:
     
  13. Johnnykstaint

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    I cant think of anything bad...she keeps me drunk on vag.
     
  14. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    you've bemoaned of several marital shortcomings . . . I believe.
     
  15. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    those arent my complaints - I dont have anyone presently to complain about . . . these are a collection of many complaints from many people.
     
  16. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I can't believe any guy would stop his wife from giving him a BJ.
     
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    Johnnykstaint VIP Extreme Gold

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    No one believes that...
     
  18. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    even a guy that vilifies his wife like she was Adolf Hitler will give her a free pass when she is slobbing on his knob.
     
  19. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    We are all in this world just trying to get a long and make each day better.

    Let's cut each other some slack. :grad:
     
  20. FtM

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    :cmon: