Crossword puzzle or surfing on the phone/iPad while taking a shit?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by TripTo My Taint, May 3, 2012.

  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    While I do enjoy a good crossword puzzle, the truth is I'm posting this from the toilet now.
     
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    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Your phone is covered with dirty bacteria. Get the alcohol out now. ;)
     
  3. HAL

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    my poor keyboard
     
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    lol
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Wanna smell it?
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Everything is covered with fecal matter. Everywhere. Seriously.

    When you smell a fart, there are particles of fecal matter from someone's asshole settling inside your nose...you just gotta deal with it.

    That said, I never mingle shit hands with the phone (I almost always do crossword puzzles anyway).
     
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    Absolutely not. Definitively.
     
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