Discussion in 'The Bar' started by TripTo My Taint, May 3, 2012.
While I do enjoy a good crossword puzzle, the truth is I'm posting this from the toilet now.
Your phone is covered with dirty bacteria. Get the alcohol out now.
my poor keyboard
Wanna smell it?
Everything is covered with fecal matter. Everywhere. Seriously.
When you smell a fart, there are particles of fecal matter from someone's asshole settling inside your nose...you just gotta deal with it.
That said, I never mingle shit hands with the phone (I almost always do crossword puzzles anyway).
Absolutely not. Definitively.