Politics Cruz and his anti-dildo stance...This is who you want president?

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Ted Cruz really hates dildos

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    During at least one point of his political career, Ted Cruz was not feeling the good vibrations.
    As Texas’ solicitor general in 2007, Cruz wrote a 76-page briefing against dildos and other sex toys — taking a hard stance against “any alleged right associated with obscene devices,” according to Mother Jones.
    “There is no substantive due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship,” Cruz’s team wrote in the lengthy court document filed in 2007.

    He implored the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth District to uphold a Texas law that banned the sale of dildos, artificial vaginas and other sex devices to uphold “public morals.”
    The court ultimately ruled against the presidential hopeful in a 2-1 decision, maintaining that the government doesn’t have any jurisdiction in people’s bedrooms.
    But the blow didn’t crush Cruz’s legal drive, as he partnered with the attorney general at the time, Greg Abbott — who is now the Lone Star state’s governor — to file another brief.
    They lost the second round, too, and decided against bringing the case to the Supreme Court.
    Craig Mazin, who lived with Cruz in college and is known to frequently taunt him online, was surprised to find out his former roomie was against dildos.
    “Ted Cruz thinks people don’t have a right to ‘stimulate their genitals.’ I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his,” Mazin tweeted Wednesday.
    Cruz’s war on sex toys has not come up during his 2016 campaign.
     
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    How many times has this faggot walked in on Heidi digging away with an 11in black one?
     
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    When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will be dildos.
     
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    As if he had a chance of getting the votes of women to begin with, now he can forget about it.

    And I'm pretty sure that the Bible Belt is one of the largest customer bases for sex toys in the US. What a bunch of bullshit.
     
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    Words cannot explain how we some this is.
     
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    As much as I hate Cruz, I'm of the opinion that this is a fine example of a politician being more afraid of looking like a flip flopped in an issue than looking like a stubborn supporter of a stance that they once had that they know is retarded.

    They all have em: trump's wall, sander's blm incident....
     
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    Cruz will get the anti dildo vote.
     
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    Challenge: post a photo of an anti-dildo advocate
     
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    LOL! I don't think there are many.
     
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    what makes you sit down and write a 76 page rant about banning dildos?

    and what makes at least 1 judge think it's a sound idea?
     
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    Someone who can't keep pistoning dildoes in and out of his ass
     
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    I cant look at this man without seeing him suck that snot into his mouth. Makes me wanna puke.
     
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    Dick
     
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    Bingo
     
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    His partner in this nonsense is the current Governor?

    What the fuck is going on?
    :nocheer:
     
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    Craig Mazin, who lived with Cruz in college and is known to frequently taunt him online, was surprised to find out his former roomie was against dildos.
    “Ted Cruz thinks people don’t have a right to ‘stimulate their genitals.’ I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his,” Mazin tweeted Wednesday.

    :jj:
     
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    Here are a few other agencies Ted Cruz would like to eliminate.

    Abolish the IRS, the Department of Education, the Department of Energy, the Department of Commerce, and the Department of Housing and Urban Development. A Cruz Administration will appoint heads of each of those agencies whose sole charge will be to wind them down and determine whether any programs need to be preserved.
    1. Internal Revenue Services – end the political targeting, simplify the tax code, and abolish the IRS as we know it.
    2. Department of Education – return education to those who know our students best: parents, teachers, local communities, and states. And block-grant education funding to the states.
    3. Department of Energy – cut off the Washington Cartel, stop picking winners and losers, and unleash the energy renaissance.
    4. Department of Commerce – close the “congressional cookie jar” and promote free-enterprise and free trade for every business.
    5. Department of Housing and Urban Development – offer real solutions to lift people out of hardship, rather than trapping families in a cycle of poverty, and empower Americans by promoting the dignity of work and reforming programs such as Section 8 housing.
     
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