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  1. DrSublux

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    Doris Pringle-Brules house
     
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    Hamburger Helper ?
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Chiva's basement apartment?
     
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    chriza's leftover Hamburger Helper?
     
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    Not of this world and I hope you didn't touch it.
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    Cum on.......

    yellow swim float in a cardboard box? :dunno:
     
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    Toby's tongue.
     
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    meth lab
     
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    Gay Tony's asshole??
     
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    How long are you going to string this along?
     
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    Sorry I had a issue with my quickbooks that I had to take care of.

    Its Schmoopys cum box
     
  16. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4ilkt2


    Cousin died when we were both seventeen. There was a reception at his house just after the funeral. I went into his room and stole all the money that was there, took some other valuables that his parents wouldn't realize were gone. No one knows that I did it, they just assumed he didn't have any money in his room, only loose change. I don't regret it, but I will never admit I did it.

    Also my cum box.

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    [–]eeeeevil 3843 points 11 months ago

    Elaborate on this cum box, please.

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    [–]Lynfect 9526 points 11 months ago*

    Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It's a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I've had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn't manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That's pretty much it.

    Because people were asking, my greatest shame.

    EDIT 2: A lot of people are asking me, why? Well, I'm apparently a rather disturbed individual. But, it just kind of happened, bought new shoes and needed someplace to cum, used the box. It just escalated from there, kept using it each time, telling myself I would throw it out soon. Never did, two or three years later, I still have it. It was planned or anything, it just happened.

    EDIT 3: Fuck, this really exploded. ~20,000+ views of my cum box. Did not expect this.

    Edit 4: I often get PMed about updates or current status of the box, generally a few a week. So I might as well update this post, if anyone even gets linked here anymore. Current status, I have created life. Mold has begun to grow in the box and has taken over a fair amount. Smells a bit worse, mainly due to a damper apartment so it does not dry as fast, hence the reason why the mold has begun. New picture.

    I will never be rid of my need for it. I hate and love the box, just as I hate and love myself.
     
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    Ok I wish I never said anything. :puke:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    jesus I can smell that thru my monitor :vomit:
     
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    I was so close