WTF Curious about vagina skink

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  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Hey, guys. I recently got my bi-annual fuck on and when I got home I took a piss. Like all men I smelled my hands after handling my cock. Why does the pussy on my cock smell like seafood? Anyone got a scientific reason? Just curious. Thanks.
     
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    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Cut your cock off, just to be safe, you know.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    You're gonna need some pine-sol and a 15 blade.
     
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    What does it spell like?


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  6. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    No way anyone who would ask this question has ever banged a chick.

    Fucking liar.
     
  7. Stew Nod

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    Bi-annual....stinks fish...gun to mouth
     
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    No offense :jj:
     
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    Thank you dog jesus/buddah for making me an asshole instead of being ugly...hahhahhahaa
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Because the woman you slept with was full of vaginosis.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    I'got kids you prick. So obviously I have fucked.,Don't play me , bitch!
     
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    Did anyone lose a bowl of frutta di mare around that area?
     
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    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Blue Waffle???
     
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    ILOOKLIKEBETH ever since than i've been the champ

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    prolly bake a little bread with that yeasty peachia
     
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    Got any extra antibiotics around the house? Might just want to pop a few in case.
     
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    That's something you should have noticed BEFORE. Too late now, damage is done.