Curling

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    It really seems like you should be able to smoke and enjoy a beer while you do it. And

    I want to see some team getting crushed like 9 to 0 go totally apeshit and slide one down there at Mach 4
     
  2. Ano

    Ano Dawg Supporter

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    I heard some audio of the curlers on the radio this morning and it had me laughing


    I kind of like this curling. You can do this sport into your 80s

    Just think, you could go full curling retard now and have a chance to make it to the Olympics still

    The dream is still alive
     
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    Ano Dawg Supporter

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    They should start testing some of these curlers for roids

    Some of them look fishy

    :c
     
  4. Bro

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    I watched the womens. The swedes were kinda hot. The chinese were annoying. fucking hell.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    snowboarding was as good as it gets
     
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    Housewives with brooms. :giggle:
     
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    I kinda understand the game. Looks like shuffleboard on ice.
     
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    Womans ice dancing tomorrow.

    Check out Kaetlyn Osmond. It's as close to porn as you can on ice.
     
  9. ice cream

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    i will..did you see last nights gold medal?
    russians had some sick moves
     
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    The oldest olympian was a curler :grad:
     
  11. Bro

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    nah I got bored last night.
     
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    take shuffleboard played by senior citizens and low it down 10x = curling.
     
  13. ice cream

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    i once got to throw a couple of "stones" pretty heavy
     
  14. Estocada

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    I know it is slow and all that. I can imagine getting stoned, if I still did that, and laughing my ass off at all the frantic sweeping and gibberish.
     
  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;evNi4_2qHPY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evNi4_2qHPY[/video]
     
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    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    I don't understand this sport at all. It's dopey.
     
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    She looks like she could suck the chrome off a bumper.
     
  20. Babs

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    Or kill you.