Cute girl texted me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Haven't talked to her in forever, kinda thrown off by this

    Check her Facebook

    Relationship status: Single as of yesterday​



    REBOUND COCK MOTHER FUCKER


    :party: :dancin: :dance: :cheer: :woot:
     
  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    no wai
     
  3. Motoflou

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    Pics, faggot
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Get dat bish pregnant
     
  6. Motoflou

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    IGNORE THE CHILD :c
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wou....:buhbye:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj:
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    can she clean?
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'll send you a couple

    At the moment I'm seriously only able to get pics of her with her ex

    Tell me the nigga doesn't look like me

    She has a type :grad:
     
  13. Motoflou

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    also, Goats, I'd rep you if I had reps to give.
     
  14. eliasbboy

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    There once was a man from Portland
    who'd eat anything he put his fork in.
    But when he got horny
    He'd text real corny
    And hope that his ex would pork him.
     
  15. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    This will end well.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Not terrific pics but it's all I have access to right now
     
  18. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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  19. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    fuck you chriza
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :hug: