Cute girl texted me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Haven't talked to her in forever, kinda thrown off by this

    Check her Facebook

    Relationship status: Single as of yesterday​



    REBOUND COCK MOTHER FUCKER


    :party: :dancin: :dance: :cheer: :woot:
     
  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    no wai
     
  3. Motoflou

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    Pics, faggot
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Get dat bish pregnant
     
  6. Motoflou

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    IGNORE THE CHILD :c
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wou....:buhbye:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :jj:
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    can she clean?
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'll send you a couple

    At the moment I'm seriously only able to get pics of her with her ex

    Tell me the nigga doesn't look like me

    She has a type :grad:
     
  13. Motoflou

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    also, Goats, I'd rep you if I had reps to give.
     
  14. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    There once was a man from Portland
    who'd eat anything he put his fork in.
    But when he got horny
    He'd text real corny
    And hope that his ex would pork him.
     
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    Acid Shat Dead

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    This will end well.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Not terrific pics but it's all I have access to right now
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    fuck you chriza
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :hug: