Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dave Jones, Mar 6, 2016.
lol, she might not realize that she has legs that can punt that turkeys head like a foot ball and pretty much ruin that turkeys day. haha
A big male turkey can fuck your shit up. I had one nail me once, and when I kicked him off, he wouldn't back down. I'm 6'4," 240 pounds too. I finally picked up a big stick and was ready to put an end to him, but he decided to walk away so we called it a draw. Lol
Really? I haven't seen to many turkeys in my life, but they seem easy enough to kick once in the body or head and really fuck their day up.
You'd be surprised.
Shit now I want to kick a turkey in the head!
They probably will back down when you're aggressive enough. The other problem is that they'll attack in groups, like a bunch of little velociraptors.
They come through my yard sometimes 20 or 30 at a time. They aren't aggressive but they're pretty fearless. You can walk right up to them and they don't give a fuck, they just want food.
She was extremely cool under pressure and handled that situation admirably. She would make a terrific fighter pilot.
You're a big MOFO, Gretsch! and WTF does Gretsch mean anyhow?
Strong as hell and the big toms have some wicked spurs on their legs, which is their major weapon. It's like a 1" bear claw (kind of). I've shot lots of turkeys and if you ever try to pick one up while it's still twitching, forget about it. Those legs are crazy strong. Plus their wings are huge and will be flapping like mad too. That said, that reporter was an idiot, LOL!
Please film it and post up here!
Now I know what Howard looks like when he goes jogging in Central Park.
One time I had a group of about 10 jakes come in (jakes are young toms ... kind of like a spike or fork horn buck in deer lingo) .... anyway, I shot one and after they all jumped and startled, they saw the one I shot flapping and flopping around and they all came back and started stomping the shit out of him. Jumping up and down, pecking at him. Just really poor behavior! I was still hidden, otherwise they probably would have scattered. That shit is nothing like Walt Disney want's you to think! Their nasty birds! And tasty too!
One of my favorite Gretsches.
They also make drums.