D&D explained.

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Fucking nerds sit at a table, roll dice, and get boners over pretending to be elves and dwarves.

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    I was an 80's kid, so I never got into it, by then I had a Sega Master System and an Atari 2600.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

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    Dorks
     
  5. Chriza

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    Oh, I played it a lot. By mid-high school, my focus moved to chicks and music and getting wasted and D&D fell by the wayside. :cool:
     
  6. Mur

    Mur soon

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    Can't hear you. Speak up.
     
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    Mur soon

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    Is the guy in the awesome vest with the one fingerless glove the Dungeon Master? He looks like he is in charge. He is their Animal God.
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    fake nerds!

    real nerds know the one true chip is Doritios! and the one true soda is Jolt! Cola

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    All the sugar and twice the caffeine!
     
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    I was 1960s so D&D hadn't been invented yet.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Of course I was a D&D nerd as a kid. I even met a group of stranger nerds when I was 15 to play. I still have no idea how I met them. There was no world wide web in 1985. I'm lucky they didn't tie me up in a real dungeon and throw real fire balls at me. :jj:
     
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    there was no web, but there was Usenet: people played slowly via newsgroup postings.
     
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    Expedition To Barrier Peaks was my favorite module. Your group enters a crashed spaceship and gets to use lasers and encounters aliens with psionic powers that melt your brain. That was awesome.

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    we had this in 1981

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    it ran on an Apple ][+, green on black. took weeks to play one game. by the time i finished i was throwing multiple nuke spells on the main villian.
     
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    Nerds!!!!
     
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    akumba mumbwangi is hebrew for one legged elf
     
  19. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I hated the whole psionics part. Otherwise, it was the bee's knees. :up: