da fuck is a sex surrogate???

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  1. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    its a haw,right?
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Kinda like when that guy slips in the back door on your wife as you walk out the front
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Jody
     
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    Yes, it's a haw
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    "lets fornicate with some surrogates"
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    that's who you fuck when your wife has a headache every night for 6 months, or when you think your wife would have a headache if you told her you wanted to fuck her.
     
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    I'd never make it as a Stripper. gotta keep my day job .... :nocheer:
     
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    we have to judge. post photos
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    macks a cuckold
     
  15. Mack

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    I'm not black but I'll pound your wife if you want. :dontknow: