Entertainment Dad recreates elf on shelf with real son

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  1. Flabo

    Flabo Well-Known Member

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    Yesterday I volunteered at my sons class holiday party. They made these little snowmen out of socks filled with rice. It featured a dangerous looking toothpick for a nose. "Whys his nose so pointy I asked?"


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    "So if he finds the elf on the shelf he can peck his eyes out!" my son said with a satisfied smile.
     
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    Really cute.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Creepy fucks.
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Good grief - you are right!

    While they are cute, it's like handing kids a pack of toothpicks and saying "have fun and don't get the blood on the new couch".

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    You know, this is cute and all, and I can't really find serious fault with the parents, but it's just so odd that parents these days are nearly obsessed with putting their children on the internet for everyone to see. How will that affect these children as they get older?
     
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  7. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Agree. But they will start putting themselves on the Internet (or their friends will snap their picture and do it for them) in about 5th grade. It sucks, but the world has changed.
     
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    It's true, we're in a different time now.
    My daughter is on Snapchat all time and I'm like STOOOOPPPP
    But these pics are adorable :wub:
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    cute as a button
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    I have pics of my first in a Santa outfit as an infant. He wasn't as cooperative as this kid posing for pics though. :)
     
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    Haha! Mine either....his first Christmas he cried through it all,I was so inexperienced and stressed out....good times :down:
     
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    They're weird!
     
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    Shut it......It's a Mad mad etc is on here in NY!! I'm cracking up! :roll:
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Shut it? Moi?:pissed:
     
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    Whenever people say that, I'm reminded of this song. It's a great hymn/tribute to xenophobia and resistance to change.