Daily NEWS Blast Stern Again! Incredible Reply to rant! Howard will freak out!!

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  1. tired

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    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/celebs-me-first-amendment-article-1.2047850

    Sorry, Hollywood elite, but Sony's hacked emails aren't treasonous and not in the same universe of importance as 9/11
    Writer and pretentious windbag Aaron Sorkin thinks it's an issue worthy of NATO. Howard Stern likens the hack to the 9/11 terror attacks. Seth Rogen thinks it's 'effed up' anyone is even talking about it. What do they mean? Freedom of speech should only be a protected right for Hollywood hacks.
    By Linda Stasi
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    Wealthy-and-powerful-beyond-comprehension entertainers and producers who have made millions off of us regular Joes and worse, have done so often by pretending to be regular, now come crawling out of their mansions to prove that they are nothing like us after all.
    Just this week, regular Joes Howard Stern and Seth Rogen, along with pretentious windbag Aaron Sorkin, have said that breaching and publishing the personal missives of powerful Hollywood types is equal in importance to 9/11, an attack that shattered the hearts of this nation.

    Sure, we’ve all sent stupid emails we regret, but Sorkin is so arrogant that he thinks it’s an issue worthy of NATO.

    “Hello, NATO? Powerful producers have been hacked! Stop everything. Stop the presses even! In fact, stop the presses forever.”

    And more ridiculous yet, these guys have taken to the media — radio, TV (the “Today” show) andnewspapers (The New York Times) — to rant at the horror of, yes, the media. Hello? Anybody noticingthis dichotomy of idiocy?

    Sorkin even believes the Sony hacks are worse than the nude celeb hacks. Right. Unless you’re a nude celeb, that is.

    Here then, a translation of Hollywood speak into regular Joe English:

    Stern: Likens hacking emails of Hollywood’s moguls to 9/11.

    What it means: Breaching the privacy of Hollywood moguls is an act of terrorism on scale with 9/11.

    Sorkin: The press “is morally treasonous and spectacularly dishonest for publishing the hacked emails.”

    What it means: The press must filter the news to suit Hollywood or at least run it by them for approval first as an email suggests The Times’ Maureen Dowd did (she denies it) with producer Amy Pascal’s husband.

    Rogen: “It’s f---ed up that anyone is talking about it.”

    What it means: We should only talk about what they want us to talk about, i.e., their movies and the other promotional clap trap they use the media to disseminate.

    Sorkin: “... No one gets more use out of the First Amendment than (the news media). Then, “Sony only wants to exercise the same amendment rights that everyone else has.”

    What it means: Freedom of speech should only be a protected right for Hollywood hacks.

    Sorkin: “The (Guardians of Peace) hackers at least had cause,” while the press is only “doing it to make a nickel.”

    What it means: The press is scum out for money, but the Guardians are crusaders. (Meantime, the crusaders-with-a-cause have threatened the opening of Rogen’s “The Interview.”)

    Perhaps movie producers should stop making a nickel off the life stories of people like Mark Zuckerberg, and stop stealing the life experiences of crusading reporters, even though they hate journalists.

    Anybody got NATO’s number handy?


    What it means: The press must filter the news to suit Hollywood or at least run it by them for approval first as an email suggests The Times’ Maureen Dowd did (she denies it) with producer Amy Pascal’s husband.

    Rogen: “It’s f---ed up that anyone is talking about it.”

    What it means: We should only talk about what they want us to talk about, i.e., their movies and the other promotional clap trap they use the media to disseminate.

    Sorkin: “... No one gets more use out of the First Amendment than (the news media). Then, “Sony only wants to exercise the same amendment rights that everyone else has.”

    What it means: Freedom of speech should only be a protected right for Hollywood hacks.

    Sorkin: “The (Guardians of Peace) hackers at least had cause,” while the press is only “doing it to make a nickel.”

    What it means: The press is scum out for money, but the Guardians are crusaders. (Meantime, the crusaders-with-a-cause have threatened the opening of Rogen’s “The Interview.”)

    Perhaps movie producers should stop making a nickel off the life stories of people like Mark Zuckerberg, and stop stealing the life experiences of crusading reporters, even though they hate journalists.

    Anybody got NATO’s number handy?





     
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    Anybody got NATO’s number handy?

    Maybe the best line in media history! Fuck you Howard.
     
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    A) this makes me very happy

    B) there is a comments section
     
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    This is the new trend, one that everyone's following... FUCK YOU HOWARD and FUCK YOUR EMBARRASSMENT. Can you not be a "Cunt" at 6?
     
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    This is incredible coming from Linda Stasi. She was quite the Stern supporter when she worked for the New York Post and even called into the show last year to tell Wiggy how great he is on AGT.
     
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    linda stasi wrote that? i didn't notice, i was doodling.

    yeah, that's a big deal.
     
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    We all know he can't not talk about this shit! He's at a hundred miles an hour in a one sided direction, I have a feeling the morning could be a lot more brutal than yesterday
     
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    I guess he won't be buying anymore Page 6 items for Beth from The Daily News anymore. This isn't gonna be good for book sales. :coffee:
     
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    Howard's shrink must be rubbing his hands in joy, cackling at the thought of all the extra sessions Howard's gonna be needing soon.
     
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    He was probably smirking throughout the entire fucking session
     
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    He used to relish this type of publicity. Turn it into humor. I doubt we'll be seeing that tomorrow. :(
     
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    Beth's legs are huge, especially in contrast to her arms.
     
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    Ha ha fuck you wig wearing, ostrich face asshole. Maybe chicken have finally come home to roost. :artiejj::artiejj::artiejj:
     
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    The funny/ironic thing is.......HS and DB actually do have "numbers" for NATO readily available to them and theirs.

    ....ore...at least to sum of their sourcES within NATO.


    Radu ---- ".....what mean NATO?"



    ............................................................ :whistle:
     
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    Page Sex is the NY Post's branded gossip page/website.

    ....but the NY Daily News has their own sort of version within their pages/websites.
     
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    biggest lol, ahahahah. what mean singlet?
     
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    At least Marianne Garvey got them to put in a pretty picture of Beth. So Beth is happy with the story.
     
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    Until (hopefully) people comment that Beefus was going to a funeral and not the junior prom in that dress, so it was completely inappropriate to show her flappy arms
     
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