Daily sports question #7: Commish for a day PGA version.

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    this is an absolute no brainer for me...

    i step up to the tee and split the fairway with my drive, i make the long walk to my ball only to find it 3/4 inch deep in a divot.

    yet tiger woods can ask 15 people to help remove a 100 pound boulder and call it a loose impediment.

    why am i being penalized for a drive thats perfect?


    should be a free drop just like if i was in a sprinkler head.
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i always replaced my divots
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    let them drive karts and have a kart race between every hole. Winner get a stroke taken off h is score that hole.
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    I'd ban any player caught fawning over a woman that just turned 18
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    me too, but we are in the minority
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    fucking blows!!
     
  7. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    It's a slippery slope though.

    How bad must the divot be to warrant a drop? What if the divot was 1/2 filled?
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    it's not OK to move that?
     
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    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Carry your own fucking clubs. No caddy.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    no
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    it could be 1/8th inch deep....it still effects the shot.

    i did what im suppose to do, put it in the fairway
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    you shouldn't be penalized for another's negligence. it's a game
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    the USGA now allows range finders on the course, but noooooooo.......

    dont move that ball out of a divot
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    thank you very much

    its stupid
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    You can move it out of a divot if i can fix spike marks on the green.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    hahahahaha...good one IB

    another dumb rule
     
  17. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Winter PGA Championship. Still hold it at Oak Hill (which is a fucking beautiful course, by the way), only do it in February.
     
  18. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Driver must be the longest club in the bag.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    that rule is coming...
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    interesting

    what if it snows?