Entertainment Damn, Almost Outta Booze

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  1. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    We can't buy booze here on Sundays.
    Thought I was holding.
    I have but two glasses of Sarpa Di Polli Grappa to my name. It's an Italian clear cognac/brandy thing.

    Stay thirsty my friends.
     
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    rahboni Well-Known Member

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    Jesus man...I can have my booze delivered on Sundays for 6 bux.
     
  3. Scarlett Ohara

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    Moonshine?
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    I'm outta beer. Onto the Captain. Besides coke, what is a good mixer
     
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    Mouthwash
    Rubbing alcohol
    Whip its
    Airplane glue
    Self-aphixiation
     
  6. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Scarlett, I got a story. I used to make moonshine.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I'll take whippets for 500 Alex.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Kitchen aide
     
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    Scarlett Ohara VIP Extreme Gold

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    Why don't you have any now?
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Go pm
     
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    Cough syrup
    Heroin
    Paint thinner
    Fingernail polish
    Blood of a virgin
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Strange as it may sound, I've always had a feeling heroin would be my demise, even though I don't do drugs. Morphine was a contributing factor in my brothers death- suicide.
    Cheers
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Thanks for sharing.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Sorry to be a wet blanket man, life happens.
     
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    I'm used to everyone in my family having at least a jar around. How do you think I started the New Year ;)
     
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    My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    My girl!
     
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    Do you have coconut milk and ice?
     
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    Keep the Grappa away from an open flame...
     
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    Don't forget cologne or perfume.
     
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