Damn Black

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  1. newcastlefan

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    Ice is fucking everywhere today! I felt like an old fart before; now I feel like a cripple.

    And my neighbors are assholes! They know it's against the law to not clean the sidewalks; and they know everyone sues here (most are lawyers).

    I don't want to get a mansion because I fell on their property.
     
  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    They only wanna do me, Black
     
  3. gwartney

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    Doesnt it have to be dark out to have black ice?
     
  4. newcastlefan

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    No but you won't see it, unless it smiles
     
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    It's 2016 pal... the proper nomenclature is "visually challenging water glaze"


    Black ice is racist as fuck :rolleye:
     
  6. gwartney

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    I dream of a day when we dont judge cold by the color of the ice.
     
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    #blackicematters
     
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    Winter really takes it's toll on the sedentary
     
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    Two of the nurses fell on their ass today and I almost wiped out as well. Mighta been 48º when I left the house but it was a skating rink.

    It's not funny but you know Gary woulda had a field day with this.
     
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    Yeah :nojj:
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    Team Mike 24/7/366
     
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    Gary finds loads of fun n other's misery. It's his distraction from his own shitty life.
     
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    I would have to take a 30% pay cut. This is hazard pay here.
     
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