Damn, I thought Artie was losing weight

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by tomtom, Mar 31, 2012.

  1. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    He is on Jimmy Fallon now, foud out by chance. He is as fat as he used to be.
     
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    He is out of breath after every quip. It's like talking is exhausting him.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Artie is not your bro.
     
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    i dont think nik diP is very funny

    i just dont see it
     
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    i do listen to show most everyday tho
     
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    He' going to drop dead soon. He's wearing cargo pants, red shirt, DYI network brown coat and a dave's old porn baseball cap. He's like Bro with more hair.
     
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    His face is humongous and his hair is bozo'd out past the hat.
     
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    Yeah, I loved Artie on the show but he's not too funny off the show.



    Oh, he's super fat too
     
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    His eyes are slanty because he is getting so fat he has that chubby little fat kid face.
     
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    Wow, just turned it on. He looks like shit. Super fat. Sad.
     
  11. wanker

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    most addicts like ex smokers gain a lot of weight ..it aint easy
     
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    Every laugh is a weeze. Every joke is about his weight and drug past.
     
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    He is hi-jacking the blondes spot. :jj:
     
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    Wow. Love Artie, but holy fuck does he look like shit. Would hit the albino next to him though. :cheer:
     
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    You have to replace your addiction with something healthier than eating. I quit smoking and started exercising.
     
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    I saw him a few months ago on kimmel, looked fat as fuck, unshaven, down the same road, don't think he ever went to real rehab. Matter of time before he fucks up his radio gig, and replunges.
     
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    I'm a little back. I was watching the DVR and when I shut it off saw artie so I rewound it.
     
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    :jj: no shit!
     
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    Holy shit that weeze is horrible. He has 6 months and I love that fat fuckin bastard.
     
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    Wish he would spill the beans bout Stern.