damn. Karma is a bitch. learned the hard way

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Nov 7, 2013.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I got out of the shower and sat down on the bed. sat right on a hairbrush and it went straight up my ass :down:
     
  2. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    No it didn't.
     
  3. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Hairbr...

    Never mind.
     
  4. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    I believe that's what's commonly referred to as a self-fulfilling prophecy.
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Fucking retard
     
  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    What's wrong, Shivvy? Need a hug?
     
  7. Real

    Real Well-Known Member VIP

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    :hairbrush:
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold POTY Politics

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    please stop sharing your demented fantasies with us
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Fairypage2
     
  10. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    You are one flaming faggot no one gives a shit u stupid cunt
     
  11. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    How long did you let it stay up your ass before you pulled it out?
     
  12. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    You really must have a gaping cave for that to happen
     
  13. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    SHIV = Simian HIV
     
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    larryluncg Empty VIP

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    hahahaha
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    how dare you
     
  16. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Sure, over eight insults directed at you and I'm the one that's out of line.
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    damn skippy
     
  18. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    my nephew proposed to his girlfriend, and she said yes
     
  19. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    One in a million shot doc.

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  20. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I've never sat down on anything hard enough to drive it up my ass. But, I could see the hobby potential here.