Damn kids!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Jun 17, 2015.

  1. newcastlefan

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    i just rode the PATH back to NYC in a car filled with high school class going to their prom in the city. All dressed formal in gowns a suits and braces (the teeth kind).

    They were ok till all 40 of them offered me their seats!

    I'm not THAT old!

    Damn whippersnappers! I'm just old enough to be their fathers' fathers. Big deal.
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    @garypagetwo did you read this as this guy needed 40 seats to fit because he's so fat?
     
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    How would he know? From his viewpoint all guys are just legs and a cock.
     
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    Twenty 18 yo chicks thought you were a geriatric who couldn't stand? Yeah it's over dude.
     
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    Boons
     
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    Did you get any digits?
     
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    Froggy you gotta start dying your hair. This is crisis intervention time.
     
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    I always hear on this site how society is crumbling. Sure sounds like it, what with kids offering their seat, and such
     
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    Donald Trump will bring back the Murica
     
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    its insulting! i'm not THAT old!
     
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    you god damn judens stick together :jj:
     
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    my hair is blond, with a little white sides. i don't like this
     
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    nah they were white and hispanic kids. middle class like. the girls were over-dressed with many in gowns that should have had corsages on their arms. i would guess they were from a catholic school: all well behaved kids out for a party. none seemed to be drinking, and i didn't smell any pot. they could have been satan worshipers but i'm giving them the benefit of the doubt.
     
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    moops is muzlim, although the muzlims deny it. nobody wants him.
     
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    Not if Neil has anything to say about it!
     
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    If youre insulted by it, then youre probably old. Young kids have offered me a seat before, and Im in my early 30s.
     
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    Instead of getting mad you should have picked the seat next to the prettiest girl and chatted her up while her date stood in the aisle. Why do you think Joe Biden rides the train so much?
     
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    Relax. They offered you a seat because you fatties convinced the world you're handicapped and not simply lazy. Your age played no role.
     
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    Maybe it was his Velcro sneakers. :dontknow:
     
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