WTF Damn Nature.. You Scary

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    First....

    And...

    Didn't watch.
     
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    Rockside7 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Apes and monkeys scare the hell out of me too.

    They look cute but then they rip your face off and eat your balls when you least expect it.

    Fuck that.
     
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    A monkey willy. :confused:
     
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    Long and thin goes right in. I honestly thought a monkey dick would be bigger. Thicker anyway.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Just exactly how much thought had you given this prior to this thread? :chair:
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I was half way through watching this till I realized these people are speaking some form of English. That monkey needs to be spanked.
     
  8. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    I have a boring job. Give me a break.
     
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    Forget the dinner, movie, candles, gifts. On top of a moving car with a built-in audience no less, a natural porn monkey star.
     
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    At Great Adventure they used to have a boss drive-thru safari. The baboons there were as savage as the inhabitants of church vans that I regularly would see going through the safari. I once saw some church-van'ers feed skittles to a giraffe, but my favorite was when the baboons would utterly tear apart the cars.

    I saw one tear the mirror off a big porno van and another get half the roof off one of those non-convertible cloth roof lebarons. They used to have a bypass so you could skip the baboons but I always convinced a friend to drive through it and laughed my ass off as they lost their wipers and antennas to angry apes.
     
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    He was quicker than me. 1-2-3 and he was done.
     
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    if i get to two i feel like a winner
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    :chimp:
     
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    How thick? Beer can thick?
     
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    That was fucken hot
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    I wonder that quite often about a lot of people around here.
     
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    No, I didn't expect it from this guy. But I was disappointed with it's lack of thickness.
     
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    :bigthink
    I'm starting to understand why you're in the red....
     
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    Looked like he was already spanking the monkey! :c
     
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