Damn, y'all. A mosquito almost bit my dick in the restroom!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Habit Forming, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. Habit Forming

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    I saw that little fucker hovering real close. Too close. I ended up pissing all over the seat.
    Almost caught that penile west nile.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He was just flossing his teeth
     
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    PWNED! :dancin:
     
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    DarkFriday Ichabod Moike Gold

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    West Nile Virus fo a nigga
     
  6. Dick Gozinya

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    Did he have a little cell phone camera?