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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 20, 2010.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The new Miss Howard TV is cute, but she needs a fucking sammich or perhaps a cheeseburger.


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  2. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    face needs work also.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'll buy her one of these


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    Three pounds of burger meat highlighted by mayo, Anaheim pepper straws, cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, Havarti, country ham, lettuce, pickle chips, sauteed mushrooms, hickory smoked bacon, mustard, corned beef, American cheese and tomato.
     
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    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    i think i see a vagina in there. ;)

    :hhh:
     
  5. Tarpon1965

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    I just had a turkey sandwich, but I wish I had had a double cheeseburger!
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You been with some fucked up chicks, then
     
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    the part in her hair is too wide towards the front, deal breaker
     
  8. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    it was a joke referring to your last Arby's sandwich post on SFN. i guess it went over your head. :rolleye2:
     
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    i missed that. wtf is going on there. :D
     
  10. the evolution

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    That swimsuit doesn't help either she should take it off.:hhh:
     
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    she treads that line between girl next door / whore perfectly -- i wouldn't be surprised if either (or both) were true
     
  12. Schmoopy

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    She's the hottest girl they've ever had in the studio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cwl::slaplaugh::lol::jj:
     
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  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She's teeny

    She could cut Neesie open and sleep inside her if stranded on Hoth
     
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    Let's face it. Around here she would never get any takers.

    1. The part in her hair isn't straight.
    2. Her lipstick doesn't match her nails.
    3. Her eyebrows need to be thinned.
    4. Her nose is a couple millimeters too big.
    5. Her knees are a bit too knobby.
    6. The Fonzie thumbs up.
    7. Improper knee bend. (We all know what a proper knee bend looks like)
    8. Ugly swimsuit that doesn't match her shoes.
     
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    the straightness of the part isnt the issue, its abnormally wide in the front. Deal breaker.
     
  17. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    a dude saying teeny is um...well...very gay. :fuck:
     
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    you forgot

    9. her ass is too bony
    10. her black hair is too black
     
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    She looks like the porn star Natasha Nice if she had AIDS. :puke:
     
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    That swimsuit is HORRID!