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Dan Falato = Christian Grey

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by jyanks, Nov 12, 2012.

  1. jyanks

    jyanks VIP Extreme Gold

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    I finally listened to Friday night's show.
    Dan told the twins that he has been told that he is sexually similar to Christian Grey.
    How FN creepy!
    What is wrong with him?
     
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    Who's Christian Grey?
     
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    I bet a million dollars Dan blew Phil Donahue in that hot tub.
     
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    Really disturbing individual
     
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    That's gay bait... and I'm not takin' it!
     
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    Christian Grey is the main character in the sex book for bored housewives "50 Shades of Grey"
    He has a sex room & chains his GF up & does all this crazy stuff.
    And Falato is comparing himself to him!
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    It's like Steve & Garry from 30 years ago all over again.. They always accused Dan of being gay and made fun of him and his girlfriend Sharon. :jj:
     
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    Is Sharon the same woman he married?
     
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    Not sure, I'm only up to 1983 on the archive so far.
     
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    Aha...gotcha. Yes that definitely is creepy...and definitely gay bait lol :sarcastic:
     
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    Speaking of Fellatio, we don't get enough Dan ball busting with the new format
     
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    dude i was SOOOO creeped out by that segment hahaa. especially when he goes "yeah because of the sexual stuff" or whatever. i was like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW out loud!!!!!
     
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    All he does on the DirectTV show is sit there with a creepy smirk and shake his head like a bobble head..
     
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    And rubs his penis under the table
     
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    Me too - it took his creep factor to a whole new level!
     
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    Dan Fellato not being on air is a bigger part of the shit turn to the show than the gay bands
     
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    so you're in favor of more of these revolting, douche-chilling moments?

    :uscratch:
     
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    yea, they are uncomfortably funny. Dan leads to 3 things: 1. Artie busts his chops and he is one of the only people left in ameriaca that can be called a fag and rolls with it, palley, 2. He says something bizarre or creepy so there is uncomfortably funny, 3. once in a while he says something funny like 'Ladie's night'

    And it brings up a point, lots of people try to say, oh well it's all shtick with the twins, they are really sweet girls, but fruity shane and creepy dan obviously hate those two twats as they both find ways to shit on them when it presents itself.
     
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    on the one hand: can't argue with that!

    on the other hand: we get it. let's move on.

    Yeah, now that you mention that, I am surprised every time I hear Shane take a shot at the Twins. I don't know if it was mentioned on last Friday's listening thread, but Shane reading Maxim while Liz was doing stand-up was great.

    Now is that stuff to appease his bosses or does he really dislike the twins?

    I think he really dislikes them.

    During the H-Bomb that Artie dropped on them one Thursday night...................October 18th, if I'm not mistaken...................right out of the gate, triggered by the twins' inability to purchase 2 pink guinea tees for Mike and Artie.......................I think Shane jumped in with a few things; mentioning how if it was Jake Gyllenwhateverthefuck he would have been allowed to use their aunt's toilet, and mentioning how they weren't too concerned about Artie to not allow him to take them to an SNL party.

    That seems to me to go above and beyond just pleasing your bosses. It sounded like Shane is truly annoyed by them and their behavior.
     

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