Dan fucking sucks - FIRE HIM!!

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Ipokesmot, Aug 22, 2012.

  1. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Dan WTF

    Seriously.. he fucked up the OPENING of tonight's (Tues) show.. by about 30 seconds. When Artie asks him what happened, he goes "I don't know..".

    I'm not just saying this as an Artie fan, but also as a professional engineer...
    FIRE HIM, AND SEND HIM BACK TO CHICAGO WITH THE OTHER MIDWEST RETARDS. And whatever jew he blew to get this job, should be tossed in an oven.

    :finger:

    edit: just kidding :jj:
     
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    he's doing a great job . :cheer:
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    So, people from the Midwest are retards? Interesting.
     
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    He must be pissed that the young guy Shane got promoted & is his boss now.
     
  6. mpa

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    Dan, unlike the fuckin twins, is actually a positive to the show - his fuckups and 'sad face' we hear about should be great on tv
     
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    Dan aint going nowhere because hes Arties new girlfriend.
     
  8. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Alright maybe I'm being a little harsh. He does have a long history with the great Steve Dahl so he can't be too bad. Plus I was drunk and ranting last night. :jj:
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I've only been there once, and I have to say.. "YESS-AH". :jj:
     
  10. Merespliff

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    despite all his f-ups, i don't think he should be FIIIRRRED. riffing on him is too hilarious. probably my favorite part of every show.
     
  11. BethsZygote

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    he should certainly be removed from the 'soundboard'. I get that he will never be Fred/Eric Norris, but he has the timing of a flat tire.

    He could be playing V.Lombari's "what the hell is going on here" and a million other 'drops', but the only thing he plays and is 'orgasm andre' (<---Big fucking shocker) with any actual timing.


    Dan sucks and should be fired from the job the listeners are aware of. Maybe he is a great 'booker' or whatever else he (might) do behind the scenes.
     
  12. yetaca

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    Dan should be promoted above Shane
     
  13. mpa

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    Dan should be on air more or at least made fun of more
     
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    dan actually handles the humor very well. He is not like the fucking twins who now constantly are yelling back.

    When twins said the other night "why don't you get me a weekend job...," was the most revealing about their work effort, even Nick said "their true colors are revealing"
     
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    can you spy on the bitches when they go down to Hamptons? :)