Dane Cook tries to make Aurora shooting joke

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  1. Avery

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    “So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie,†Cook said, “And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap. Yea, spoiler alert.â€

    “I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like ‘ugh fucking shoot me,’†Cook said.


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  2. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    I have to agree with him on one point. The movie was indeed crap. He should leave jokes like this to pros like Gilbert though.
     
  4. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    The thread title should be "Dane Cook tries to make joke". God, he fucking sucks.
     
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    He didn't realize that's not funny? He sells out Madison Square Garden!
     
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    :nap:
     
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    How the fuck does this guy have a career? I guess this was his attempt at trying to be edgy like Gilbert. Didn't work.
     
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    MySpace gave that guy a huge leg-up.
     
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    Oh fuck me, that's from whence he was vomited?

    I have no problem with offensive humor. That's not the point. His "joke" sounds like some shit said by me or one of my buddies in the backyard over a case of beer.

    Which is to say it's not comedian-funny.
     
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    Exactly. Way too obvious.
     
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I did put that in the title. :mad:
     
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    If you want comedian funny, don't go see Dane Cook. Actually if you want to see someone funny at all, don't go see Dane Cook.
     
  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This is pretty funny.

    [video=youtube;t_mzj9kiyAE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_mzj9kiyAE[/video]
     
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    Aflakkkkkkkkkk..
     
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    Is Jackie writing Dane's material these days? I agree with others who don't find Cook funny.
     
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    You see.....this is what happens when a fucking clownshoe like him who is not really a "comedian" (as anyone traditionally recognizes it or defines it) goes out on a limb and tries to "make a joke".

    Stick to running around the stage, jumping, yelling, making dopey faces and weird noises, screaming, squealing like a girl, and being an all around fucking SPAZZ, Dane. That's your shtick and for whatever reason it seems to entertain the cross-eyed, mouth breathing, slack-jawed, doorknob licking, waterlogged brain, low hanging fruit.

    Don't tell jokes. Ever. It's bad for you.
     
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    Jeselnik's like one step away from being a household name. Plus, if you smelled his fingers, you would know what Amy Schumer smelled like before she blew past maximum density.
     
  18. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    The joke just isn't funny. If it was funny I wouldn't care.
     
  19. Avery

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    1st saw him on those comedy specials Jim Norton hosted years ago. He fucking killed it on that.

    Haven't heard much from him a while though.
     
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    That's where I saw him first, too. It was a series of specials and Artie actually hosted a different episode.

    Jeselnik was on the Tyson roast, too, and crushed. Apparently he's a regular on O&A (go figure). His album "Shakespeare" is really funny.