Danica Patrick: 0 Checkered Flags, 1 Nipple

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wife is a whore, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    5'2, would bang. Would not bet on her to win a race on a go cart track.

    ETA: Closer inspection looks fake. Thoughts?
     
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    Doesn't do anything for me - and she always looks angry.
     
  3. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Has the attitude of a cunt that's had everything handed to her......And not attractive......
     
  4. HooHoo

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    0 on heat meter
     
  5. mattzane227

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    No way she would take that picture. She's too uptight. Hate her.
     
  6. Pickle Jar

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    Beth is Queen of All Cunts and she would be the runner-up.
     
  7. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I'm so tired of hearing about that bitch. NASCAR is pimping her to the populace 10X worse than they ever pimped Dale Jr.
     
  8. lilbuddy67

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    Def fake
     
  9. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Loved what King Richard said.....And telling the world to piss off when they demanded an apology......Calling names "Racist" "Sexist" cannot deminish the truth.....
     
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    i don't know...in a pinch, i think i could jack off to this. am i the crazy one? :dontknow:
     
  11. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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  12. Mulletude

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    She is a .....handsome woman.
     
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    A vast improvement over Janet Guthrie.
     
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    What pisses me off with the people that are attacking the King now about what he said was they are acting like he said "She doesn't deserve to be in Nascar, get her out". People are going after Richard now saying "Well, YOUR SON KYLE didn't earn his ride either!" and he never said she didn't deserve a ride, what he said was "She's not going to win" and he's 100% spot on. Richard rules, he just doesn't give a fuck lol.
     
  15. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Are you guys sure that thing is female..It's got 2 male names dan and patrick.

    I feel I am more qualified to race...and that thing has cock and balls

    f-mutt
     
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    The only reason we know her name is because of the cunt between her legs.
     
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    sarah palin, nancy grace and danica patrick are stranded on a raft in the middle of the ocean...


































    good.
     
  18. eliasbboy

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    Nope. :jj:

    Sports Illustrated posted it! :rofl:

    They posted some outakes from her 2008 photoshoot and that's one of the pics. Oops! I think someone is getting a phone call this morning. :giggle:
     
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    This
    Nothing but a marketing tool. She's where the money is at. We get the benefit of seeing in car camera shots from the back of the field two laps down.
     
  20. 922Wine

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    I don't watch this sport, but is it safe to say she's the Anna Kournikova of racing in that she hasn't won shit, but still gets attention?