Danica Patrick is getting divorced.

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  1. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    Her soon to be ex-husband is 17 years older than her. I guess she wasn't screaming "GO DADDY, GO DADDY" enough in the bedroom. Than would change if she met me.



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    overrated by nascar hillbillies
     
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    Better than an ugly nascar chick.
     
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    she goes full time sprint cup next year....that the reason?
     
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    I used to like her. Not any more.

    1. Too much diva attitude
    2. Not enough ability. Her one win in Indycar was kind of a fluke. She has no prayer of winning in NASCAR.
     
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    Depends on the prenup is my guess.
     
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    He is probably sick of those horrible go daddy commercials.
     
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    P.S. Great av.
     
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    43 drivers in every race, and 42 of them have penises.

    I'm guessing she's already banged one of them
     
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    I hope she crashes into the wall at 180 mph and dies in a fiery explosion.
     
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    She'd be screaming "Bend Over! Bend Over!" but not in reference to your name.
     
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    That bitch won one Indy race because everone else ran out of gas.Cried like a baby with her parents up there when she won and acted liked she drove for it and won it.She sucks!!! And is a midget!
     
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    I wouldn't be surprised if it comes out that she's a rug muncher.
     
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    Lest we forget the "Danica" rule instituted after that win.
     
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    Win-ability in NASCAR is all team & money .... A trained Chimp could win in one of those cars if he was with the right team... It takes very little talent to press the gas pedal & turn left for 3 hours
     
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    thanks ron
     
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    this
     
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    So, how do you explain that Jimmy Johnson won the championship like 5 years in a row. He's a member of a 4 car team and the other three didn't win in that time. All the same team.
     
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