Danica Patrick wins Daytona pole

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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  2. Snotty

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    Please.......They gave that cunt the "Pole" If she "Wins" The fix is in.......
     
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    And before the ladies jump my nut sack, There a bunch of women drivers that can race rings around that bitch....
    I have a friend who's daughter is a dirt track champion out of Kentucky. Danica is a propped up figure head, Nothing more......
     
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    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    so what. she will still wreck within 25 laps just like always.
     
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    Danica Patrick is without doubt THE most overhyped person in all of sports (and I use the term 'sports' very loosely when it comes to driving cars around in a circle). She has been handed every possible advantage in terms of team sponsorships, crews, equipment, etc... and with the exception of one win a few years ago (in Japan, maybe?) she's classically underachieved throughout her career.

    Also, though I will give her a few points for good looks, she comes off as completely sexless and uninteresting. Her monotone delivery during interviews rivals Beth.
     
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    I'd love to give her my pole

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    You know that thought has definitely crossed my mind. I have followed Nascar since my birth as have watched it go from being a blue collar event to the wine and cheese crowd. The racing has gotten so shitty in the last 10 years it is nearly unwatchable, I only watch like 8-10 races anymore. I seriously think like you said they are propping her up in order to try to bring in some new fans and a larger share of women. It's not like this is unheard of in Nascar, I mean I figured it wasn't any better then wrestling when Dale Jr. won the pepsi 400 at daytona following the daytona 500 in which is father died.
     
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    The fastest person won. That's it.
     
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    how nascar turned superspeedway racing into a 3 hour game of follow the leader is just criminal. they are reaping the rewards of years of idiot decisions
     
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    While it does require a certain amount of endurance and courage, calling it a sport is horseshit.

    Sports require athleticism, hand/eye coordination, endurance and a fair amount of physical toughness.


    Take a look at Tony Stewart and tell me he's an athlete.
    Gene Haas, his partner in the race team, is in better shape.
     
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    NASCAR is the "The Howard Stern Show" of racing.
     
  12. Uncle Larry

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    Danica is getting NASCAR some attention by winning the pole but I doubt many more viewers are going to tune in to see them drive around for 500 miles.
     
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    Daytona is sacred.............If they give this to her, I'm done.....................
     
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    Anyone wanna trade matchbox cars?
     
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    Hot Wheels beeeeeothch!!!!!
     
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    I am a huge fan of open wheel racing, primarily F1 but I do follow Indy as well. Danica was a bottom middle of the pack runner at her best. She can be very quick when she is alone on the track and is able to move up in traffic with relative skill. However she cannot run in the front never has been able to and never will. I had such high hopes for her in the sport but she has just a shitty personality and she quickly became a token in the sport. She had some chops to begin with she just never developed. Katheryn Legg, now that is a woman that can drive. She is getting royally fucked over and will probably not even get a ride this year.
    Fuck Danica! and Fuck Tony George! The shithead responsible for killing open-wheeled racing in this country.



    REAL DRIVERS DO NOT NEED BUMPERS TO RACE!! fucking hillbilly's turning left, I mean what is that?
     
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    She is a bitch, and I agree with you about Tony, but she still was the fastest person on the track.
     
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    Your too young to remember the "Hillbillies" That used to race the Indianapolis 500 and Stock Car.....What it was called back in the "Day"......
    A.J. Foyt was the one Earnhardt ripped off his "Intimdator" Persona from.......A.J. Raced the first black car ever..........Was believed to be a color of death....
     
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    How would they go about fixing this exactly?

    Also WGAS
     
  20. MutteringJohn

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    She will wreck, you can put that in writing.