Danica proves yet again: even a trained retarded Monkey could drive a car in circles

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    ..and be competitive in NASCAR

    All 5'-2" & 115 pounds of her :tongue::giggle::sarcastic:




    Danica Patrick wins pole for NASCAR's Daytona 500


    DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Danica Patrick has won the Daytona 500 pole, becoming the first woman to secure the top spot for any Sprint Cup race.

    It was the biggest achievement of her four-year NASCAR career.

    Patrick went out eighth in the qualifying session Sunday and covered the 2½-mile superspeedway in 45.817 seconds, averaging 196.434 mph.

    "Hopefully, there are good things to come," Patrick said.

    She waited about two hours as 37 fellow drivers tried to take her spot. Only four-time Cup champion Jeff Gordon even came close to knocking her off.

    Gordon was the only other driver who topped 196 mph. He locked up the other guaranteed spot in next week's season-opening Daytona 500.

    "It's great to be part of history," Gordon said. "I can say I was the fastest guy today."

    The rest of the field will be set in duel qualifying races Thursday.

     
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    Boon.
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    She's Caucasian, I believe
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    hate that skank
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    good ole boys will wreck her :giggle:
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    being 115 lbs is a huge advantage.

    huge
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I know, I just thought this thread needed someone to say boon.
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    when you cant drive faster than a broad, just throw a tantrum & crash her out ...:rolleye:
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    i love her.
    both of my sons have met her several times and said she is very nice.
    of course one son works for Go-Daddy and other boy has waited on her at his store in Scottsdale.
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Not when you calculate in the loss of muscular strength when one is at this weight....
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Her attitude is no more or less than any of her competitors.... I've certainly seen that fat guy, Tony Stewart, have his share of woman-like temper tantrums on TV
     
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    thats what i do on 95
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    I try not to use that word frivolously
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I blame black people
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    incorrect..its all about her getting all the money,strictly because she is a female..commercials and all the money people wanting to be part of her team


    she does not{drive faster} than anyone else
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Well... Turns out she DID during qualifying for the biggest race of the 2013 season ...Nnnnderp :hat:


    1. Danica Patrick, 196.434
    2. Jeff Gordon, 196.292
    3. Trevor Bayne, 195.976
    4. Ryan Newman, 195.946
    5. Tony Stewart, 195.925
    6. Kasey Kahne, 195.852
    7. Denny Hamlin, 195.771
    8. Kyle Busch, 195.767
    9. Joey Logano, 195.767
    10. Matt Kenseth, 195.725
    11. Dale Earnhardt Jr., 195.584
    12. Ricky Stenhouse Jr., 195.538
    13. Juan Pablo Montoya, 195.508
    14. Paul Menard, 195.503
    15. Casey Mears, 195.495
    16. Austin Dillon, 195.385
    17. Carl Edwards, 195.240
    18. Clint Bowyer, 195.228
    19. Martin Truex Jr., 195.207
    20. Jeff Burton, 195.156
    21. Jimmie Johnson, 195.084
    22. Jamie McMurray, 195.042
    23. Brad Keselowski, 194.961
    24. Marcos Ambrose, 194.793
    25. Kevin Harvick, 194.742
    26. Aric Almirola, 194.742
    27. Greg Biffle, 194.729
    28. Mark Martin, 194.683
    29. David Gilliland, 194.654
    30. David Ragan, 194.616
    31. Michael Waltrip, 194.313
    32. Josh Wise, 194.254
    33. Kurt Busch, 193.657
    34. Michael McDowell, 193.544
    35. Scott Speed, 193.540
    36. Terry Labonte, 193.515
    37. Regan Smith, 193.006
    38. Dave Blaney, 192.996
    39. Bobby Labonte, 192.563
    40. J.J. Yeley, 192.094
    41. David Reutimann, 190.339
    42. Travis Kvapil, 190.142
    43. Joe Nemechek, 190.046
    44. Mike Bliss, 186.974
    45. Brian Keselowski, 183.876
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    This thread, and every other. :jj:
     
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    Money comes from sponsorship.... Consistent sponsorship comes from doing well ...Having a vagina will only take you so far without a win or top 3 finish.... Just ask Janet Guthrie, Lynn St.James, & Sarah Fisher (Whose time in the limelight, without a win or top 3 finish, didn't last very long)
     
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    I bet she fucks the boons.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    k..sorry ..i meant with other cars on the track

    :hat: she will not finish the race