Dara Torres-This Bitch is on PEDs

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  1. illini fan

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    it just sickens me that this nearly 50 year "cheater" is on the verge of making the olympic swim team...NBC is acting like this is a great comeback story ...

    ....She's 45-year-old who has lopped a staggering 1.34 seconds off her 50-meter freestyle time from 1988, when she was a 21-year-old Olympian. (Most of the improvement came before the release of Speedo's record-crushing suit.) Even scientific defenders of the potential in middle-aged athletes say Torres should have declined slightly.

    ...There is not doubt she is on drugs..its only a matter of time before she gets caught...on the plus side she does have a hot body.... a guy's bod...

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  2. idiotbox

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    her dick will act like a rudder.
     
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    Her body looks like a dude's body.
     
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    Olympic testing is the most stringent ever. Dara is clean. The PED story comes up all the time. She has agreed to any type of testing to prove she is all natural.
     
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    It sickens me, too. I mean it. I'm on the verge of vomiting, but the explosive diarrhea is making it hard to focus on either exit too much. I can't stop crying and I just want to make the pain stop. I'm giving serious consideration to grabbing the pistol in my lockbox and...

    Wait, this is women's swimming we're talking about here. I don't care at all.

    Thank god I realized in time. I almost blew my head off over some MILF doing laps in the pool.
     
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    Willem Defoe has never looked better.
     
  8. illini fan

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    That's what Lance Armstrong has said for years...
     
  9. BethsZygote

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    lower the cheek bones and raise the brow, and shes a full on he.

    Thats not attractive... ... i wonder if George would bone her?


    PS THEY ALL CHEAT

    The shit they take today will be banned in 2016, and so on.

    FWIW 'The cream' or 'the clear' was just a regular steroid with a little 'tag' added to one of its bonds. The 'tag' made it impossible to test for because the 'tag' never broke down.

    For instance, they test for testosterone and its metabolites, not testosterone with a tag.

    The only reason the ever discovered 'the cream' or 'the clear' was because they got a sample of it.

    The 'tag' was very simple back then, now the 'tag' is shaped like a fucking snowflake. The Cream 3.0 The cheats will always be ahead of the testers by definition....
     
  10. illini fan

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    apparently you don't give a shit about cheaters...but ok..."sickens me" may be a bit too strong..."disgusts me" maybe more adequately put..
     
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    ...:lol:
     
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    I assume everyone cheats.
     
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    Marion Jones never tested positive. Just sayin
     
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    Dude form the first Terminator movie got a sex change, always wondered what happened to him.
     
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    I like a girl that's toned, but that's too much. She looks like a dude almost. Where are her tits and hips?
     
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    Her face looks like a dude's face
     
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    she's got a jaw like arnold...
     
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    Small hips... just like a guy's.
     
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  20. illini fan

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    agreed...on second look she's a fucking "reverse" tranny...