Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BobWeired, Jan 5, 2018.
OP shorts and Spuds MacKenzie tee shirts are so 1984.
@DarkFriday s mind is a delicate balancing act. You only have yourself to blame if this turns out to be a catastrophe of galactic proportions.
Im banned from his thread
Why get new clothes? He never leaves his basement anyways....
That’s what happened to me when I rejected his e flowers and weird gifs posted on my profile. I told him it was weird and he has called me a cunt for three or four years straight now, and posts puke gifs if anyone mentions me. Sad!
He’s just pulling your pigtails...
He doesn’t know how to flirt.
It’s like one of those Lifetime movies where the incredibly hot chick politely rejects a guy and he goes insane with rage. I am that incredibly hot chick.
But then she turns him into a popular stud and they run off into the sunset together.
There’s a montage where I take him to the mall and we try on clothes.
I always knew you were.
I like the part where you feed each other ice cream and smash it in each others faces.
I LOL at the cuteness.
Then he goes insane with rage when I get some ice cream on his shirt.
That’s a different movie, this is a pure love story.
It could be both, like one of those he said she said things.
Good job turning this to be about you.
Spoiler: And now...an important message...
Please send my love to A Succulent Chinese Meal along with a message of healing and hope.
Tikki tai mai?