WTF Dat Ass! Ladies what shape best describes your booty?

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  1. SomerSky

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    According to some quack, there are five distinct shapes of women's asses.. Which best describes yours?
    Men, which do you prefer???
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    I am claiming my seat right here if anyone is looking for me!

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    Heart.
     
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    Is Rotund a shape?

    if so......... @Sea Slob
     
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    I love them all.
     
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    You talking about the ass she has in the front or in the back? Her front ass is more of the heart shape :grad:
     
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    Round and mound.
     
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    I tend towards the fuller/rounder side of things.
     
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    If you are asking me which kind of shape I prefer among the following

    round
    a-shape
    heart
    square
    v-shape

    I have no clue. The pictures don't help either. It's all the same figure overlaid with different geometry shapes. F this, I'm going to go watch some porn now.
     
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    this is why I consult you
     
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    I am troubled, and frankly, surprised, that the women of DS are not pouring into this thread to weigh in on this important matter. Moreover, we are lacking in empirical evidence.

    We need photos to support this field research.

    A conclusion is only as valuable as its underlying data set. :grad:
     
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    mine looks like a figure 8 :jj:
     
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    I'm at the airport so I didn't have time, I elect YOU to post some suitable representatives of each shape!
    @Chriza @Snort @xavier

    I'll start
    Heart: image.jpeg
     
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    reddit "asstastic" .... You're welcome.